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Nice [censored] teasing. Hope you go under soon, Fairfax.

 
15 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Can't read it.

Snap Shot: Hipwood sends Demon hearts racing

 

"Alas, after a couple of enquiries it was discovered that Hipwood had paid his own way to Melbourne to join the Lions' recruiters at the AFL draft combine."

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23 minutes ago, A F said:

Nice [censored] teasing. Hope you go under soon, Fairfax.

Catch up. Nine bought them months ago.

As for Hipwood, tease is almost all he has ever done, bar 10 minutes against us this year.


[censored] off fairfax.

After last few days not in the bloody mood for this type of [censored]

1 minute ago, pitmaster said:

Catch up. Nine bought them months ago.

As for Hipwood, tease is almost all he has ever done, bar 10 minutes against us this year.

The Age is owned by a joint venture - Fairfax and 9. They merged.

 
3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Phewwww, I thought it was going to be about us potentially using pick 3 on that gangly alien nadal lookalike. 

You'd be the first to know ET


2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Phewwww, I thought it was going to be about us potentially using pick 3 on that gangly alien nadal lookalike. 

I'd add him to our list in a heartbeat.

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Even with our record of early picks ......... ?
He's a 22yr old 6'8' mobile forward who's been in the system a few years who's best footy's in front of him.

 

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"So, umm ... I thought we were going to tour the facilities"

"We are!"

"So .... when?"

"We're doing it now! Right here is the club bar bell. We're hoping to get some weights for it next year."

"........... this is it? These are the facilities?"

"Yep!"

"Hmmm. Right. Yeah .... Oh well. I don't want to make a bust of this trip. I suppose I can sit in on interviews with our draft hopefuls."

"Now over here is the club exercise bike. Don't worry about the pedals, we're having a whip round to see if we can get ... Eric .... Eric .... Eric! Where are you going? ...... Eric?"

17 hours ago, A F said:

The Age is owned by a joint venture - Fairfax and 9. They merged.

Sorry, not really so. Fairfax shares no longer exist. Fairfax shareholders were reimbursed with something like one Nine share for three and a half Fairfax. Nine is running the show, as anyone who works there can attest.

56 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

Sorry, not really so. Fairfax shares no longer exist. Fairfax shareholders were reimbursed with something like one Nine share for three and a half Fairfax. Nine is running the show, as anyone who works there can attest.

Haha, I apologise, clearly 9 employee. ;)

3 hours ago, A F said:

Haha, I apologise, clearly 9 employee. ;)

Close. Former Fairfax shareholder.

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