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Bring Jack Home

Diamond_Jim
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10 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

Bahahaha!!!

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    13 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Jack ... Watts I mean.

    Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

    You're drinking stronger stuff than me Jim!

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    Bloody hell he doesn’t play for us and we are still starting new threads about him. 

    Good luck Diamond with the thread u are going to need it. 

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    Nuffies on AFL Page

    Edited by dazzledavey36

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    Get him back. One can dream he can be like croad at the hawks and come back with a flag!

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    3 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Bloody hell he doesn’t play for us and we are still starting new threads about him. 

    Good luck Diamond with the thread u are going to need it. 

    my perverse logic is founded in the context of redemption.

    He may just want to show us he can do it. Don't think it would work with any other club.

    At the very least we get a depth player and hell our depth isn't great

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    6 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    A 29 year old next season coming back from an horrific leg injury? Hard pass

    perhaps but think of the increased egg and bacon roll sales at Casey as we all head out there to watch the return of the messiah.

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    17 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    A 29 year old next season coming back from an horrific leg injury? Hard pass

    Coming back from a horrible injury is right up our alley. Will probably offer pick 2 for him

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    In a heartbeat!

    Why waste all that contested footy and hardball gets if there's no one to kick it to?

    Tommy Mac, Weed, Petty and Watts forward line....not bad

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    1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Jack ... Watts I mean.

    Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

    What about bringing back Jesse too? My mail is that he's not happy atm

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    1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Jack ... Watts I mean.

    Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

     

    God no. You obviously have no idea what he’s been up to or what lead to him leaving MFC.

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    Just now, Mach5 said:

     

    God no. You obviously have no idea what he’s been up to or what lead to him leaving MFC.

    but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

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    Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

    but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

     

    Touche 

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    2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

    I'm tearing up Jim !!!!

    The notion of a sinner returning to the path of righteousness and godliness always does that to me.

    ( Never worked for me of course)

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Inhaling off breasts

    ??

    must say I'll never quite think of Oktober Fest ever the same again

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    1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    must say I'll never quite think of Oktober Fest ever the same again

    Indeed !

    The thrust of your thread has altered somewhat Jim. However, I reckon men discussing breast possibilities is a sensible Sunday arvo option.

    Especially when one's footy team is [censored] and the cricket doesn't start for a few hours!

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Especially when one's footy team is [censored] and the cricket doesn't start for a few hours!

    bit worried about the cricket BBO. Not sure my fragile psyche could handle a close one.

    Hopefully 2or 3 wickets in the first hour and then some quiet enjoyment of the urn returning home.

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    1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    bit worried about the cricket BBO. Not sure my fragile psyche could handle a close one.

    Hopefully 2or 3 wickets in the first hour and then some quiet enjoyment of the urn returning home.

    No worries Jim! The pommy bastards will fold. Be finished in the second session.

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    Back on topic.

    We won't see Jack again - i'm sure.

    However, I hope we can teach/find a few blokes with his disposal skills.

    Most of our blokes can't hit the side of that fabled barn. Even Salem stuffed it up yesterday.

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