Bring Jack Home

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

[Sir Why You Little 37,038]

10 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

Bahahaha!!!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

13 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

You're drinking stronger stuff than me Jim!

[DemonOX 8,791]

Bloody hell he doesn’t play for us and we are still starting new threads about him. 

Good luck Diamond with the thread u are going to need it. 

[dazzledavey36 54,942]

Nuffies on AFL Page

Edited August 25, 2019 by dazzledavey36

[Age 485]

Get him back. One can dream he can be like croad at the hawks and come back with a flag!

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

3 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Bloody hell he doesn’t play for us and we are still starting new threads about him. 

Good luck Diamond with the thread u are going to need it. 

my perverse logic is founded in the context of redemption.

He may just want to show us he can do it. Don't think it would work with any other club.

At the very least we get a depth player and hell our depth isn't great

[whatwhat say what 22,757]

A 29 year old next season coming back from an horrific leg injury? Hard pass

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

6 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

A 29 year old next season coming back from an horrific leg injury? Hard pass

perhaps but think of the increased egg and bacon roll sales at Casey as we all head out there to watch the return of the messiah.

[Age 485]

17 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

A 29 year old next season coming back from an horrific leg injury? Hard pass

Coming back from a horrible injury is right up our alley. Will probably offer pick 2 for him

[jumbo returns 6,741]

In a heartbeat!

Why waste all that contested footy and hardball gets if there's no one to kick it to?

Tommy Mac, Weed, Petty and Watts forward line....not bad

[jumbo returns 6,741]

1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

What about bringing back Jesse too? My mail is that he's not happy atm

[Mach5 4,767]

1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Jack ... Watts I mean.

Could probably get him for peanuts and who knows what he might do for us.

 

God no. You obviously have no idea what he’s been up to or what lead to him leaving MFC.

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

Just now, Mach5 said:

 

God no. You obviously have no idea what he’s been up to or what lead to him leaving MFC.

but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

[Mach5 4,767]

Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

 

Touche 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

but he is redeemed and on the path of goodness now surely

I'm tearing up Jim !!!!

The notion of a sinner returning to the path of righteousness and godliness always does that to me.

( Never worked for me of course)

[Ethan Tremblay 30,861]

He’s too busy swimming and breasts. 

Edited August 25, 2019 by Ethan Tremblay

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

He’s too busy swimming among breasts. 

Maybe ?

[jumbo returns 6,741]

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

He’s too busy swimming and breasts. 

What's wrong with that?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

Inhaling off breasts

??

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Inhaling off breasts

??

must say I'll never quite think of Oktober Fest ever the same again

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

must say I'll never quite think of Oktober Fest ever the same again

Indeed !

The thrust of your thread has altered somewhat Jim. However, I reckon men discussing breast possibilities is a sensible Sunday arvo option.

Especially when one's footy team is [censored] and the cricket doesn't start for a few hours!

[Diamond_Jim 12,588]

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Especially when one's footy team is [censored] and the cricket doesn't start for a few hours!

bit worried about the cricket BBO. Not sure my fragile psyche could handle a close one.

Hopefully 2or 3 wickets in the first hour and then some quiet enjoyment of the urn returning home.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

bit worried about the cricket BBO. Not sure my fragile psyche could handle a close one.

Hopefully 2or 3 wickets in the first hour and then some quiet enjoyment of the urn returning home.

No worries Jim! The pommy bastards will fold. Be finished in the second session.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

Back on topic.

We won't see Jack again - i'm sure.

However, I hope we can teach/find a few blokes with his disposal skills.

Most of our blokes can't hit the side of that fabled barn. Even Salem stuffed it up yesterday.