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My 3 word player analysis V Sydney

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - was embarrassingly inept

Viney - just a shadow

Hore - loose and fumbled

Frost - played with passion

Hibberd - dispirited and clumsy

Salem - slow and inefficient 

Brayshaw - continued downward trend

Gawn - disappointingly didn’t dominate 

Oliver - tried but inefficient 

Harmes - merely plodded along 

Petracca - had a go

Lewis - not the worst

Stretch - a momentum killer

Neal-Bullen - plenty of nothing 

Chandler - showed some endeavour

Spargo - couldn’t justify selection

Wagner - little to commend

Lever - slow and loose

Kennedy-Harris - was rarely sighted

Fritsch - was rarely sighted

Dunkley - miles from ready

 

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    7 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - was embarrassingly inept

    Viney - just a shadow

    Hore - loose and fumbled

    Frost - played with passion

    Hibberd - dispirited and clumsy

    Salem - slow and inefficient 

    Brayshaw - continued downward trend

    Gawn - disappointingly didn’t dominate 

    Oliver - tried but inefficient 

    Harmes - merely plodded along 

    Petracca - had a go

    Lewis - not the worst

    Stretch - a momentum killer

    Neal-Bullen - plenty of nothing 

    Chandler - showed some endeavour

    Spargo - couldn’t justify selection

    Wagner - little to commend

    Lever - slow and loose

    Kennedy-Harris - was rarely sighted

    Fritsch - was rarely sighted

    Dunkley - miles from ready

     

    Not bad Joeboy even tough you were kind to most.

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    Tbh there has to have been more to the Dunkley and Spargo ins. I wonder if Hunt and Baker had broken team rules? It's either that or blatant tanking.

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    What about Melksham?

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    56 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - was embarrassingly inept

    Viney - just a shadow

    Hore - loose and fumbled

    Frost - played with passion

    Hibberd - dispirited and clumsy

    Salem - slow and inefficient 

    Brayshaw - continued downward trend

    Gawn - disappointingly didn’t dominate 

    Oliver - tried but inefficient 

    Harmes - merely plodded along 

    Petracca - had a go

    Lewis - not the worst

    Stretch - a momentum killer

    Neal-Bullen - plenty of nothing 

    Chandler - showed some endeavour

    Spargo - couldn’t justify selection

    Wagner - little to commend

    Lever - slow and loose

    Kennedy-Harris - was rarely sighted

    Fritsch - was rarely sighted

    Dunkley - miles from ready

     

    Stretch - a momentum killer

    What momentum!!!

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    28 minutes ago, praha said:

    Tbh there has to have been more to the Dunkley and Spargo ins. I wonder if Hunt and Baker had broken team rules? It's either that or blatant tanking.

    I would say it was Last Chance Saloon tonight for most of the inclusions: Stretch, ANB, Spargo JKH, Wagner - the latter two put the effort in, but aren’t quite up to it.

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    melksham kick goals neita!

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    Brayshaw 24 disposals, 8 tackles. Hope I am around when he comes out of the spiral

    Chandler: 9 tackles indicates effort !!

    Goalkicking : shizenhousen at best

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    We should sack all the assistant coaches, mentors , managers etc , that hang around Goodwin and the MFC. Recently reported we should get B.Hill if we can fit him in the salary cap, yet we are suppose to be offering N.Jones a 260 K one year contract --- he is a dinosaur.

    Trade J.Viney for O.Wines buying doing that we can get rid of his old man .......... savings. Trade A.Brayshaw  for Langdon and B.Hill. Use pick 2 to get B.Kemp or N.Anderson. Kemp reminds me of P.Cripps. Delist Lewis, Jones, ANB, JKH,T .Smith, Keilty, C.Wagner , the other Wagner and possibly Hibberd. Like to see us get Richardson as a assistant coach, he deserves a second chance. Pick  a captain who has come from another club and who has heart. Make O.Mac a CHF or FF or fwd pocket player in the reserves until he proves himself or else delist 2020.

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    10 hours ago, dimmy said:

    Brayshaw 24 disposals, 8 tackles. Hope I am around when he comes out of the spiral

    Chandler: 9 tackles indicates effort !!

    Goalkicking : shizenhousen at best

    I think JB was referring to Gus's 50% efficiency & 4 turnovers.....so 12 effective disposals as a midfield. I'm with JB.

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