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Are we tanking?

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2 hours ago, chookrat said:

I certianly wouldn't be flying down to tassie for round 23.

Would be a better place than Melbourne to spend the month of September

 
48 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

To suggest we are tanking is ludicrous, I believe Goody refers to it as ‘strategically losing’.

The erroneous supposition is he understands  strategy !! Just saying ;)

 

@monoccular  no not a  barrister...but i make a good coffee ;)

I would have said no re tanking until 6:30 last night, now I'm not sure. We are truly awful, but there is no accounting for those selections.


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Shortest Selection Stats. Melbourne have selected one of the shortest sides ever to contest an AFL game in recent times. They have named their three shortest players in Charlie Spargo , Jay Kennedy-Harris and newcomer Kyle Chandler all 173cm on the bench - believed to be the first time a club has ever named its three shortest players there. The average height of the Melbourne team is just 184.8cm.

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We are not tanking, we are legit the most useless utter side in the competition. 

We are effectively fielding a team of dwarves.


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Dropping Hunt our 2nd highest goal scorer for the year for Spargo...

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22 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Who ever would have thought that O Mac being dropped would bring with it calls that we are tanking?  On Demonland of all places!!

 

4 hours ago, olisik said:

Shortest Selection Stats. Melbourne have selected one of the shortest sides ever to contest an AFL game in recent times. They have named their three shortest players in Charlie Spargo , Jay Kennedy-Harris and newcomer Kyle Chandler all 173cm on the bench - believed to be the first time a club has ever named its three shortest players there. The average height of the Melbourne team is just 184.8cm.

Other than Preuss (and I can't really understand why he wasn't picked to back up Max) who do we have available other than that bench.

 

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