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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

joeboy
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Jones - staggering into oblivion 

Viney - showed little leadership 

Oliver - prolific but irrelevant 

Brayshaw - better without helmet

Fritsch - provided a target

Salem - rarely took chances

Gawn - probably broke even

Harmes - played slow motion

Petracca - always looked dangerous 

Wagner - little to enthuse

Kennedy-Harris - showed some class

Lewis - effective but limited

Dunkley - far from ready 

May - brave and capable

Lever - still finding way

Hibberd - never appeared confident 

Melksham - one quarter game

Frost - typical frosty game

Petty - rarely looked likely

McDonald - limited but tried

Hunt - was hardly sighted

Baker - lost in transit

 

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    16 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Wagner - little to enthuse

    All spot on for me aside from mayyyyyybe this one being a little harsh. Not the most skilled, but on a day where we had no real intensity I thought he was the one player going full speed for the ball and full intent into tackles for the full 4 quarters. Not a player I rate very highly overall, but I've actually really liked the pressure and effort he's brought every time he's played. 7 tackles, 5 marks, 6 score involvements (despite playing all over the ground) and 24 pressure acts I reckon is not a bad return given where he sits on the list and how the rest of the team performed, including the co-captains leading him.

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    Spot on LN. At least he has a red hot go.

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - staggering into oblivion 

    Viney - showed little leadership 

    Oliver - prolific but irrelevant 

    Brayshaw - better without helmet

    Fritsch - provided a target

    Salem - rarely took chances

    Gawn - probably broke even

    Harmes - played slow motion

    Petracca - always looked dangerous 

    Wagner - little to enthuse

    Kennedy-Harris - showed some class

    Lewis - effective but limited

    Dunkley - far from ready 

    May - brave and capable

    Lever - still finding way

    Hibberd - never appeared confident 

    Melksham - one quarter game

    Frost - typical frosty game

    Petty - rarely looked likely

    McDonald - limited but tried

    Hunt - was hardly sighted

    Baker - lost in transit

     

    Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

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    29 minutes ago, TGR said:

    Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

    Joeboy just got back from north’s 102 point loss to Geelong in the VFL.

    Apparently Tyson was - prolific but wasteful.

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    [censored] me. I’m glad I’m in North Queensland and only had Rugby to to concern myself with

    i used to reckon rugby and soccer were [censored] but after following Melbourne for about 60 years I’m having a rethink 

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    "Oscar's Gone Wild!" (direct quote from commentator on Foxtel)

     

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    15 hours ago, TGR said:

    Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

    Plenty taking up the mantle ?‍♂️

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    I reckon "Oscar : Limited but tried" nearly amounts to a BOG

    Baker : basics before party tricks

    Wagner : Had redhot go. ( Potentially a Small defender (when Nev retires ) or a small fwd .....now  !!!

    Petty : Looked likely a lot.

    Dunkley::  extremely promising kid.

    Viney : If you get the ball you do not get to take it home.

    May : Nothing 15x 2km time trials will not fix.

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