My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

[joeboy 3,174]

Jones - staggering into oblivion 

Viney - showed little leadership 

Oliver - prolific but irrelevant 

Brayshaw - better without helmet

Fritsch - provided a target

Salem - rarely took chances

Gawn - probably broke even

Harmes - played slow motion

Petracca - always looked dangerous 

Wagner - little to enthuse

Kennedy-Harris - showed some class

Lewis - effective but limited

Dunkley - far from ready 

May - brave and capable

Lever - still finding way

Hibberd - never appeared confident 

Melksham - one quarter game

Frost - typical frosty game

Petty - rarely looked likely

McDonald - limited but tried

Hunt - was hardly sighted

Baker - lost in transit

 

[Lord Nev 13,512]

16 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Wagner - little to enthuse

All spot on for me aside from mayyyyyybe this one being a little harsh. Not the most skilled, but on a day where we had no real intensity I thought he was the one player going full speed for the ball and full intent into tackles for the full 4 quarters. Not a player I rate very highly overall, but I've actually really liked the pressure and effort he's brought every time he's played. 7 tackles, 5 marks, 6 score involvements (despite playing all over the ground) and 24 pressure acts I reckon is not a bad return given where he sits on the list and how the rest of the team performed, including the co-captains leading him.

Edited August 10, 2019 by Lord Nev

[ProperDee 1,698]

Spot on LN. At least he has a red hot go.

[spirit of norm smith 16,615]

Joeboy again was very close

[Swooper1987 3,322]

Good job Joeboy.  Hard to argue with that.

[TGR 1,367]

1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Jones - staggering into oblivion 

Viney - showed little leadership 

Oliver - prolific but irrelevant 

Brayshaw - better without helmet

Fritsch - provided a target

Salem - rarely took chances

Gawn - probably broke even

Harmes - played slow motion

Petracca - always looked dangerous 

Wagner - little to enthuse

Kennedy-Harris - showed some class

Lewis - effective but limited

Dunkley - far from ready 

May - brave and capable

Lever - still finding way

Hibberd - never appeared confident 

Melksham - one quarter game

Frost - typical frosty game

Petty - rarely looked likely

McDonald - limited but tried

Hunt - was hardly sighted

Baker - lost in transit

 

Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

[Bring-Back-Powell 15,251]

29 minutes ago, TGR said:

Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

Joeboy just got back from north’s 102 point loss to Geelong in the VFL.

Apparently Tyson was - prolific but wasteful.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

[censored] me. I’m glad I’m in North Queensland and only had Rugby to to concern myself with

i used to reckon rugby and soccer were [censored] but after following Melbourne for about 60 years I’m having a rethink 

[Dame Gaga 2,453]

"Oscar's Gone Wild!" (direct quote from commentator on Foxtel)

 

[joeboy 3,174]

15 hours ago, TGR said:

Dom Tyson - Joe misses you?

Plenty taking up the mantle ?‍♂️

[dimmy 1,308]

I reckon "Oscar : Limited but tried" nearly amounts to a BOG

Baker : basics before party tricks

Wagner : Had redhot go. ( Potentially a Small defender (when Nev retires ) or a small fwd .....now  !!!

Petty : Looked likely a lot.

Dunkley::  extremely promising kid.

Viney : If you get the ball you do not get to take it home.

May : Nothing 15x 2km time trials will not fix.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 17,015]

On 8/10/2019 at 4:45 PM, joeboy said:

 

Fritsch - provided a target

 

Fritsch - missed the target

Just as apt, I would have thought.