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At the break of Gawn
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Members should have received an email today from the club requesting you to participate in a membership survey. It's a good thing they did it today compared to if they sent it on Monday (and following a loss to Carlton if it occurs).

Would love yo know what @Sir Why You Little put down for the top 5 words that come to mind when you think about the Melbourne Football club!

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    Still stuck in the fifties.

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    1 minute ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Members should have received an email today from the club requesting you to participate in a membership survey. It's a good thing they did it today compared to if they sent it on Monday (and following a loss to Carlton if it occurs).

    Would love yo know what @Sir Why You Little put down for the top 5 words that come to mind when you think about the Melbourne Football club!

    As soon as I saw the  thread's  topic the bit about the 5 words came immediately  to mind.

    Im not sure the club's  going to like the replies lol

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    2 minutes ago, Sorry kids said:

    Still stuck in the fifties.

    We won 4 premiership cups in the 50s. ..we aint there no more..that's  for sure lol

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    2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    As soon as I saw the  thread's  topic the bit about the 5 words came immediately  to mind.

    Im not sure the club's  going to like the replies lol

    irrslevance

    And further BB, I challenge them to put the same question to opposition supporters around the Country to get a true picture of our current and past incompetence and .irrelevance apart from them having a two out of three opportunity to rack up another win.

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    The true results of the survey will be manipulated. Back it in. They will already be locking in key words like improving, potential.....

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    Just now, Sorry kids said:

    The true results of the survey will be manipulated. Back it in. They will already be locking in key words like improving, potential.....

    It was a curiosity to me. I noted that in reality it was  from the.Membership  Dept . By that it struck me as more about the delivery of membership and its value more than what we really think about the club (team). There was a small section in which one could let rip (in a fashion )

     I wonder what value  many put (0-10) for our on field efforts lol

    Suffice to say i didnt answer 10 ?

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    When rating our on-field performance from a rating of 0 (extremely disappointed) to 10 (extremely satisfied) I can’t see many people going above the 1 watermark.

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    9 minutes ago, Sorry kids said:

    irrslevance

    And further BB, I challenge them to put the same question to opposition supporters around the Country to get a true picture of our current and past incompetence and .irrelevance apart from them having a two out of three opportunity to rack up another win.

    Funny you use irrelvance

    It was in a fashion one of the 5 words i used,  IRRELEVANT 

    We just are 

     

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    10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Funny you use irrelvance

    It was in a fashion one of the 5 words i used,  IRRELEVANT 

    We just are 

     

    I have contempt for surveys that try and fashion responses into x amounts of words. A bit like interviewers who ask to describe yourself in one word. Amateur  hour and lazy.

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    How is the administration of the club gong? Answer: You gave a coach an extension before we'd played a game and now we can't sack him cause its to expensive.......

     

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    24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Funny you use irrelvance

    It was in a fashion one of the 5 words i used,  IRRELEVANT 

    We just are 

     

    I have contempt for surveys that try and fashion responses into x amounts of words. A bit like interviewers who ask to describe yourself in one word. Amateur  hour and lazy.

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    I was a Manager at Carlton Social Club in the early 80s. Fifteen thousand footy members and thousands of social members , both footy and social club worked together, it ran on a shoestring budget and staffing. No one is suggesting that but all member complaints were taken seriously and members were known by name. And if they were not satisfied all hell broke loose at the Annual General Meeting. It was a success driven Club and everyone happily met what was expected of them

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    18 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Spoon spoon prelim spoon spoon. 

    Sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby

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    56 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Members should have received an email today from the club requesting you to participate in a membership survey. It's a good thing they did it today compared to if they sent it on Monday (and following a loss to Carlton if it occurs).

    Would love yo know what @Sir Why You Little put down for the top 5 words that come to mind when you think about the Melbourne Football club!

    Yes i saw that. Will fill it in after lunch. 

    I need to prepare....

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    I haven't received this yet.

    In the past the 5 words I've used have been along the lines of history, soft, irrelevant, pushovers, homeless, unprofessional etc

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    2 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    I haven't received this yet.

    In the past the 5 words I've used have been along the lines of history, soft, irrelevant, pushovers, homeless, unprofessional etc

    Hard to argue those points (sadly). 

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    Uncompetitive

    Dissapointing

    Unwatchable

    Nomadic

    Irrelevant

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    I seriously feel sorry for the MFC employee who will be reading these emails. 

    I will not hold back

     

    Sharpening the Blades before i commence...

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    I said that the communication from the club to members this year has been appalling. Have not heard boo from our CEO. You’d hardly know he works at MFC

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