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Meanwhile . . . over at the Kennel

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10 minutes ago, ProDee said:

In response to one of their fans saying they were "underwhelmed by Melbourne".

Trav 20 said: 
It was our worst performance in 6 weeks on the back of being up for a fair while, a six day turn around and a trip to Alice.

Glad we scraped over the line.

The word 'our' in that post might have been the problem

 
Just now, binman said:

The word 'our' in that post might have been the problem

It's fair to say I was expecting a barrage of abuse.

It fuels me.

5 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Ha, I forgot about Tom Boyd. 

 

Even though he played all day today. 

Boyd won them a premiership (should have won the Norm Smith), but with his wages and contract he's now become a liability for them.

Incredible to think that this club won a premiership only 20 months ago.

 
12 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Ha, I forgot about Tom Boyd. 

 

Even though he played all day today. 

I saw him do a decent spoil today. So he earnt his 50k today.


1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:
  • Time for the coach to go. Our structure is shot. Players not playing for him. In fact sack anyone that had anything to do with signing Trengrove
  • I don’t think anyone can argue against the point that we’re in a complete rebuild phase. There’s a lot of things to fix/improve etc
  • If anyone says at least it was only 8 goals, I’ll spew up
  • In summary, we led by around 18 points at some stage in the first quarter. 11+ goal turn around for the remainder of the game.
  • I was a little under-whelmed by Melbourne. They'll be there or thereabouts in September but not sold yet.
  • Congratulations to Nathan Jones too on 248 H&A games.
  • Time to organize the trades. Dalhouse Boyd and Roughead. Delistings - Honeychurch, Dickson, Smith, Crozier, for starters. Boyd need to do something about him. Cut our losses and move on.
  • Boyd just isn’t the answer I’m afraid. Bloke looks like Tarzan but plays like Jane
  • Noooo dogs how could u let a salary cap breaching club like Melbourne beat u..they dont even have training facilities
  •  just an opinion this is.... in my heart NOW.. yes..2016...this group did play well..but...i am fully convinced to the hilt...it was just as about every other premiership certain club's won..IT WAS GIVEN TO THEM...by th AFL... n.. that's FARKIN SAD.!!.. 1f60e.png?
  • Are the Doggies that bad or are the Demons that good. What is going on.
  • Go Dees, had to beat the umpires as well as the Bulldogs.
  • Boyd and schache run away from the ball haha
  • What’s actually happened to Bevo? Seems a shell of the coach that led us in 2015 and 16. I just don’t understand what he’s trying to achieve, and the players look absolutely lost. It’s concerning.

This Bulldog boy sounds very astute and articulate to me. The advantage, I presume, of a Western Suburbs education in life.

Edited by dieter

3 hours ago, Adzman said:

Salary cap breaching club???

WTF are they on?? Last time I checked they were the team that went and paid 1m a season to Tom Boyd whiles retaining their entire list. 

If anyone's cap should be questioned it should be Hawthorns, can't see how we are close to breaching.

 

 

He is talking about when we got done for cheating the cap in the late 1990's

 

Very cute puppies smashed us around the stoppage for only a 50 point loss . 

And who can forget the season of cheating chucking and ducking to a flag . Flogs

 

As interesting as the thread is to read, it feels a bit heavy on the arrogance by looking down on other clubs and revelling in their frustration. Each club has [censored] supporters making hilariously delusional quotable posts. I'll take a guess that comments on other clubs forums won't appear here after we lose either. Negativity squared wouldnt be fun.

Edited by John Demonic


41 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

As interesting as the thread is to read, it feels a bit heavy on the arrogance by looking down on other clubs and revelling in their frustration. Each club has [censored] supporters making hilariously delusional quotable posts. I'll also take a guess that comments on other clubs forums won't appear here after we lose either.

Go back to round 2 2016 and you will find certain posters going on about how we should have chosen Parish over Clarry. 

I'm sure most of us wouldn't have appreciated incognito opposition supporters posting on our board or a list of the moronic things said on here. 

2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Go back to round 2 2016 and you will find certain posters going on about how we should have chosen Parish over Clarry. 

I'm sure most of us wouldn't have appreciated incognito opposition supporters posting on our board or a list of the moronic things said on here. 

 I knew we’d chosen the right player after I saw Parish’s hair. 

3 hours ago, John Demonic said:

As interesting as the thread is to read, it feels a bit heavy on the arrogance by looking down on other clubs and revelling in their frustration. Each club has [censored] supporters making hilariously delusional quotable posts. I'll take a guess that comments on other clubs forums won't appear here after we lose either. Negativity squared wouldnt be fun.

Yeah I cant get into this kicking the Doggies when they're down thing.  

I will save it for next week after we beat the Filth.  Thats the team and supporter base you wanna stick the knife in and twist.

9 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

Yeah I cant get into this kicking the Doggies when they're down thing.  

I will save it for next week after we beat the Filth.  Thats the team and supporter base you wanna stick the knife in and twist.

I didn't know the human services.gov website had a forum?

Edited by John Demonic

50 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

Yeah I cant get into this kicking the Doggies when they're down thing.  

I will save it for next week after we beat the Filth.  Thats the team and supporter base you wanna stick the knife in and twist.

When else you suggest ?


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