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This is just for the record, folks.

Last year, when Jesse Hogan went down with his hammy I had a flash that morning that Jesse would be hurt that day.

Sunday morning another flash came: Hawthorn would beat us by 10 goals.

As you know, Flash was wrong. It was eleven goals.

Yes, I know some of you think I'm psycho, but in reality, I'm also very psychic.

Just thought, on what will be a week of gloom and dark weather, a gloom overshadowed by the lunatic shenanigans of the most dangerous man who has ever been the Pres - and he has a lot of competition on that front - I'd share that with youse all, hopefully to make you consider that there is more to life than the MFC. Become a Psychic, I say unto you, you will be healed. 

 
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2 minutes ago, qwerty7 said:

had any flashes about us making finals or winning the premiership? 

No. I've discovered that you can't summons Flash. He appears at his/her own choosing. A direct question is ignored. A bit like the I Ching...

 

let us know of any more psychic moments you have that are bad like yesterday, so we don't have to watch it.

29 minutes ago, dieter said:

Yes, I know some of you think I'm psycho, but in reality, I'm also very psychic.

 

 

Pity you didn't have a psychic flash about taking cash to Casey last year.  You have saved you, and us, a lot of angst.


49 minutes ago, dieter said:

This is just for the record, folks.

Last year, when Jesse Hogan went down with his hammy I had a flash that morning that Jesse would be hurt that day.

Sunday morning another flash came: Hawthorn would beat us by 10 goals.

As you know, Flash was wrong. It was eleven goals.

Yes, I know some of you think I'm psycho, but in reality, I'm also very psychic.

Just thought, on what will be a week of gloom and dark weather, a gloom overshadowed by the lunatic shenanigans of the most dangerous man who has ever been the Pres - and he has a lot of competition on that front - I'd share that with youse all, hopefully to make you consider that there is more to life than the MFC. Become a Psychic, I say unto you, you will be healed. 

Can you tip us the card at the greyhounds tonight???

 
11 minutes ago, deebug said:

Sorry about that I'm meant to write how about next week v the nuff, nuff's?

I’m no psychic but we’ll come out pumped and play well in the first. Then fall in a heap and get thumped. 

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21 minutes ago, Vogon Poetry said:

Pity you didn't have a psychic flash about taking cash to Casey last year.  You have saved you, and us, a lot of angst.

Psychic or no, Voges, no cash in bank equals no cash in wallet. I had intended to rob a servo that morning but all of the Casey Servos had been cleaned out by the early birds...


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5 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Can you tip us the card at the greyhounds tonight???

I'd pay no more than 10% as a tip...

That's about as much as Flash and me know about Greyhounds, unless, of course, it's a bus...

13 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m no psychic but we’ll come out pumped and play well in the first. Then fall in a heap and get thumped. 

:( 


2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

The meds were in high rotation last night...

I think the Trump administration are secretly putting low doses of Polonium into dieter’s morning coffee. 

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9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Drugs will do that to you 

Flash, my rrrse

Yep, my missus reckons I take too many Panadol Osteo for my arthritis, and apart from that, I'm addicted to Glucosamine, Mega B, and Reaptan

Alright, I drink wine, but only after 5.30 PM. What is this an AA meeting or what?? 

 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I think the Trump administration are secretly putting low doses of Polonium into dieter’s morning coffee. 

I don't need Polonium: my wife is Polish...

As the Tea Shirt logo says: Pray for me, My wife is Polish

26 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I think the Trump administration are secretly putting low doses of Polonium into dieter’s morning coffee. 

mmm something is definately quite odd

he calls it Flash. Their is a relationship here...


25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How did the ...errr ... "G and T's " work out SWYL?

Better than the F$&@ing game mate, I assure you!!

45 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I think the Trump administration are secretly putting low doses of Polonium into dieter’s morning coffee. 

Over doses, me thinks

All my favourite posters all together..........hmmm

 

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