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GAMEDAY - Round 2

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9 minutes ago, Pates said:

Tyson hit someone (ANB I think) lace out off two steps from the boundary line which resulted in a goal. How much better do you want him to get?

Owed us one after the woeful handball backwards to Lever at half back. 

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

See you have moved from Oscar last year to Tyson this year.. lol..

First game for this year and Tyson has been quite handy. Showing why he showed have been in the side last week instead of Maynard.

You can't argue with Smug Steve though, dazzle.  He's never, ever wrong.

18 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Be f*** if I can get my TV to the right resolution. It's really giving me the irrits.

It's actually a new away jumper we're wearing this season. No need to thank me.

 

I’m so confident we’ll win I bet my mate I’d wear his tradesman socks for 3 hours tomorrow if we lose. And he didn’t wash them Friday ?

This quarter is huge, we either put the foot to the throat and snuff out any chance or we do what we normally do and let Brisbane back in and make it a contest in the fourth quarter.


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

This quarter is huge, we either put the foot to the throat and snuff out any chance or we do what we normally do and let Brisbane back in and make it a contest in the fourth quarter.

So far we look asleep. 

We need to be careful here.  Lions will have a dip and we need to weather it, put a few goals on the board and break their spirit.

 

Oh s_ _t


Just now, Jaded said:

What a [censored] dog that Brisbane player is. Ugly tossbag. 

I reckon it was deliberate.  Missed the spoil and then planted his head into the turf.  Terrible stuff.

How can that not be 50?

Maggots don’t have a clue. 

 

Edited by monoccular

Wow. That had to have hurt on Fritsch.


 
Just now, Gorgoroth said:

Actually, I think Petracca rivals Bugg as our worst set shot.

Correct weight sir...

Captains goal. Go Chunk.


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