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Revenge is a dish best served cold ....Wish list for season 2018

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17 minutes ago, The Chazz said:

Ok.  But it's ok to criticise their training reports/three word player summary?

I'm mainly asking because of the three word thing.  I rarely read it because I received a warning early days for making not "nice" comments about it, but when I do, I see others share a similar view quite frequently.

I'm not a moderator of this site so I can't tell you what you can and can't say and do. Demonland has rules you can read. But my opinion is that online personal criticism, particularly when it's anonymous, on any forum is always unnecessary, cowardly and disrespectful of both posters and readers. 

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    On 21/01/2018 at 10:02 AM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    I'm not big into revenge.

    The best revenge is living well. It shows that the barbs and arrows thrown at you by your tormentors in the end meant nothing. You ultimately rose above it.

    I think if we make the finals this year and aren't just making up the numbers then I'll be happy.

    always enjoy your posts Mr. Tism

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    1 hour ago, 3Dee said:

    always enjoy your posts Mr. Tism

    TISM? This moniker is a tribute to Natalie Bassingthwaite.

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    The best revenge will be winning 3 flags in a row, playing the best brand of football, and having the AFL being forced to give us a decent fixture, Friday night games etc because we deserve it, and the public demands it.

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    The entire Hawthorn Football Club catches the Ebola virus ,

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    13 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

    Beat Geelong and north and collingwood and hawks.

    I will second that especially Geelong. Good to beat the other 13 clubs as well.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    The entire Hawthorn Football Club catches the Ebola virus ,

    nice to see you back, biffo

    ch9 want to know if you can swing by the gat and pick up your syringes. take a tandem trailer.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    nice to see you back, biffo

    ch9 want to know if you can swing by the gat and pick up your syringes. take a tandem trailer.

    my products are sold in tin foil or small plastic bags dc.The micro distribution issue I leave to the government of the day and the consumer .

     

     

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    18 hours ago, Biffen said:

    The entire Hawthorn Football Club catches the Ebola virus ,

    God helps those who help themselves Biff.

    Send some of your more questionable female 'employees' to an after match function at Hawthorn to spread 'kissing diseases'.

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    Beating North is number one on my revenge list. Having a 20 game losing streak against a minnow VIC club such as them is an absolute disgrace.

    We haven't played finals since beating North in 2006, so it's kind of like our last hurdle/achievement/monkey off bank in our (some what of a) resurgence as a club.

    If we can't beat North in round 3, at out home ground, with hopefully a full, fit and healthy squad to choose from, then we don't deserve to play finals and probably won't play finals.

    Also, we've beaten Geelong and Hawthorn a whopping one time each in 12 years. A little bit of retribution is required with those 2 sides I would've thought. 

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    After watching us get outbodied Im looking forward to see us make it difficult for other teams.

    If we are 50 games away from our peak as a team, the back half of this year including finals will be one hell of a ride!?

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    1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

    Beat North.  Thats all that matters.

    Not quite.

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    On ‎30‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 3:05 AM, Biffen said:

    my products are sold in tin foil or small plastic bags dc.The micro distribution issue I leave to the government of the day and the consumer .

     

     

    Are you into filing cabinets and gladbags ?

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