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Round 13 - Non MFC games

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3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Cant wait to play both these rabble again. 

Hard to watch 

Can you believe we actually lost to this rabble this is what gets me. 

 

Im wrong.. north are brilliance in footy boots :unsure:

 

5 minutes ago, Chook said:

 

The fact that I'm disagreeing with both of you blokes at once makes me absolutely certain that I'm right.

You are disagreeing that it is pure junk that we have lost all games against Nought for 11 years?

Good on ya!

 
1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Im wrong.. north are brilliance in footy boots :unsure:

 

They're a team that went 10-0 last year and lost by a combined 4 points to the reigning premiers and a top 4 side (Geelong) in the first 4 weeks of this year. Clearly they can play a bit on some days. We just happened to hit them on their up day when we played them...and every day for the past 11 years too.

Don't get me wrong though, I hate North and think they're the most irrelevant team in the competition. Doesn't stop them from playing ok every now and then.

geez how bad are norf tonight. stuffing up everything so much, even the umps have gone off them. big scott dummy spit coming up


2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You are disagreeing that it is pure junk that we have lost all games against Nought for 11 years?

Good on ya!

Er...no. I'm disagreeing that you think one team's form in one game is a good guide to their performance in any other game. Especially this year.

Well, on tonight's form to half time, we don't have anything to worry about with either of these two ............ but the qualification is very important.

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2 minutes ago, Chook said:

They're a team that went 10-0 last year and lost by a combined 4 points to the reigning premiers and a top 4 side (Geelong) in the first 4 weeks of this year. Clearly they can play a bit on some days. We just happened to hit them on their up day when we played them...and every day for the past 11 years too.

Don't get me wrong though, I hate North and think they're the most irrelevant team in the competition. Doesn't stop them from playing ok every now and then.

Who gives a flying fkkk what they were.

Right now they're bottom feeders impersonating a vfl team...and badly.

We let them mind game us and rattle us. Godknows how.

 
Just now, beelzebub said:

Who gives a flying fkkk what they were.

Right now they're bottom feeders impersonating a vfl team...and badly.

We let them mind game us and rattle us. Godknows how.

So you don't care what they "were" and yet you for some reason are telling me that we "were" rattled. You're about as consistent as the Kangas.

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Er...no. I'm disagreeing that you think one team's form in one game is a good guide to their performance in any other game. Especially this year.

It is a Pox Stain on the MFC that we have rolled over to this club for 11 years. That is close to 20 games


Saints have been terrible so far tonight.

No words to describe North's performance.

Saints should be 80+ up already.

Maybe the best way to describe the match so far is that North are doing better at ensuring that they lose.

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

It is a Pox Stain on the MFC that we have rolled over to this club for 11 years. That is close to 20 games

One of many many many pox stains on this club over that period. You want to go into all of them? Suit yourself. I propose we accept that the past is the past and clobber the Kangas next time we play them.

Just now, Chook said:

So you don't care what they "were" and yet you for some reason are telling me that we "were" rattled. You're about as consistent as the Kangas.

It begs the question , i grant, how we let our guard down. How we let shlts like cunngton get the better ?

Yes we were rattled.  That we were doesn't negate thst they're rubbish only we were not playing to our potential.

 

Just now, Chook said:

One of many many many pox stains on this club over that period. You want to go into all of them? Suit yourself. I propose we accept that the past is the past and clobber the Kangas next time we play them.

Not disagreeing that there have been many Pox stains at the MFC since 2006, BUT one of them should NEVER have been Nought Melbourne. 

Makes me oh so ANGRY!!!!

Hello Hello? Calling nth fans where are you. My god its your home game, your club legend in Boomer is doing a lap and having a pre game thing for him. We keep hearing from nth people how they invented friday night footy. I think they are also under the 40,000 mark for members. 

I noticed when we played them it looked a bit sparce behind the goals where there cheersquad and members sat. 

Anyway I hope you lose. 


A game for the AFLs promo reels !!

8.12 vs 3.7 -  40% accuracy vs 30% accuracy. There must be a gale blowing at both ends of Etihad. I've never been to Etihad can anyone confirm this for me?

4 minutes ago, CanberraDemon said:

8.12 vs 3.7 -  40% accuracy vs 30% accuracy. There must be a gale blowing at both ends of Etihad. I've never been to Etihad can anyone confirm this for me?

Air conditioning 


7 minutes ago, CanberraDemon said:

8.12 vs 3.7 -  40% accuracy vs 30% accuracy. There must be a gale blowing at both ends of Etihad. I've never been to Etihad can anyone confirm this for me?

I can't confirm you've never been, however I can confirm you haven't missed much.

Based on this game I hope the AFL withdraws the 20% player payments increase and takes 80% off these two teams! Absolutely disgraceful football...

"Thirty points is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!" screams BT hoping for the comeback. North's score sits at 31.

 
11 minutes ago, CanberraDemon said:

8.12 vs 3.7 -  40% accuracy vs 30% accuracy. There must be a gale blowing at both ends of Etihad. I've never been to Etihad can anyone confirm this for me?

There's a lot of incontinence leading to flatulence !!


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