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Changes v Collingwood

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Apologies if this has been mentioned previously but our newest inclusion makes me nervous. Commentators and supporters breathed a lot easier when Karmichael Hunt left our game but a new threat to decency has emerged. Those of us prone to Spoonerisms will start to sweat if/when Dean Kent and Jayden Hunt exchange the ball.

 
11 hours ago, Undeeterred said:

Hellloooooooooooooooo Cameron Pedersen.

Yeh interesting, I do wonder where he will play mainly, can't see him playing backline as it will make us too slow and I think we will have one too many talls up forward. That being said, Frost and Watts can both play more of a flank role

 
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23 minutes ago, Mad_Melbourne said:

Yeh interesting, I do wonder where he will play mainly, can't see him playing backline as it will make us too slow and I think we will have one too many talls up forward. That being said, Frost and Watts can both play more of a flank role

Season defining game coming up for Pedo!

10 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Season defining game coming up for Pedo!

Not just Pedo, the entire team!


3 hours ago, Crystal Dees said:

Apologies if this has been mentioned previously but our newest inclusion makes me nervous. Commentators and supporters breathed a lot easier when Karmichael Hunt left our game but a new threat to decency has emerged. Those of us prone to Spoonerisms will start to sweat if/when Dean Kent and Jayden Hunt exchange the ball.

Apology accepted! 

3 hours ago, Crystal Dees said:

Apologies if this has been mentioned previously but our newest inclusion makes me nervous. Commentators and supporters breathed a lot easier when Karmichael Hunt left our game but a new threat to decency has emerged. Those of us prone to Spoonerisms will start to sweat if/when Dean Kent and Jayden Hunt exchange the ball.

I think the apoalogy should relate to the fact that you raised the matter, not whether it had been mentioned previously

1 hour ago, Mydee said:

I think the apoalogy should relate to the fact that you raised the matter, not whether it had been mentioned previously

I'm also sorry you can't spell

 
1 hour ago, Crystal Dees said:

I'm also sorry you can't spell

Oh I can spell I just can't type. Talk about pots calling the kettle black, have you run a spell check across your location yet

6 hours ago, greenmachine said:

pies are in all sorts atm we should win this easy imo

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Just what some said before the Bombers game and we know the result.


Just now, Mydee said:

Oh I can spell I just can't type. Talk about pots calling the kettle black, have you run a spell check across your location yet

Bit harsh.  What he posted earlier gave me a chuckle and was quite harmless.  Not quite sure why you had a go at it to be honest.

I'm with Wiseblood. Bloke's just making a joke. Good on him. Need more humour in the world. 

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2 hours ago, Mydee said:

Oh I can spell I just can't type. Talk about pots calling the kettle black, have you run a spell check across your location yet

I the same cannot type two finger self taught Crap! But best I can do!

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

I the same cannot type two finger self taught Crap! But best I can do!

I'd be surprised if you knew how to put your pants on in the morning picket...

17 hours ago, picket fence said:

I the same cannot type two finger self taught Crap! But best I can do!

Well you certainly know how to use Shift and 1 at the same time with those two fingers!


1 hour ago, KrazyJay said:

Ooops....

I thought this was a thread that was game related...

My bad... 

It was. But after the match preview and game day threads go up, the others tend to drift off

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