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GAME DAY - Round 22

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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God almighty, our forward structure is absolutely horrid. 6-7 one-on-one contests, zero space. Just congestion.

Pav with two gimmies, 7 minutes in. fmd.

Why do we persist with Garland while Grimes is a sub!
 

Time to go the early knuckle. Why the fark not.

Pav has the 10m force field . Just like Marine boy....


"Come on folks - it is our collective negativity, not any ineptitude on the field, that has cost us so many games this season." Paul Roos

If that is all he can come up with maybe he is not really the Messiah after all.

Shocking inside 50 entries

[censored] you umps and [censored] you Melbourne for those kicks inside 50!!!
 

Dunn and Garland with your stupid, immature, amateurish free kicks.

Just leave the club already!


The good news is that we're only down 6 - 2 in the freekick count

Horrid, Melbourne.

We will be lucky to kick 4 goals today.

The good news is that we're only down 6 - 2 in the freekick count

Will be evened up in the 4th when the game is over as per usual


Make that 8

There's very little movement when we win possession.

This game plan has no dare.

And it's a training drill.

Another weekend ruined and just before my birthday. Thanks as usual Melbourne.

Go for the Interstate Carnival rep team. Pretty easy to get a gig if you have the time. It's in Tassy this year in October. There are big benches which explains how I get a game. That and the fact that there are not that many idiots over 55 still running around. I think they call us legends, my wife has another name for us? Who do you play for in WA. We are Coburg, not great in the youngsters by our team went okay.

I was going but had to withdraw due to work commitments.

Once again, this is merely losing margin minimisation.

No dare, no urgency, just a bunch of blokes racking up possession.

We're still the worst "team" in the league, by far.


And it's a training drill.

Another weekend ruined and just before my birthday. Thanks as usual Melbourne.

Happy Birthday!

There's very little movement when we win possession.

This game plan has no dare.

You've nailed it McQueen. Nothing to lose and we play like rabbits in the headlights.

 

It's like u12's football. All our player's are caught ball watching and chasing, whereas they have countless player's on the outside.

Gee whiz, that was a lesson in team football.


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