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If we beat North I will ....

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I've dated both of their fans. I'll pass on your warm regards.

Fair to say I am extra invested in beating these pretenders!

I know two, and one of them is currently behind bars. So yep, just one to wear the brunt here too.

This looks like the script of a soap opera. Are Jaded's dates and your acquaintances one and the same?

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    If we win I hope Michie gets put in the circle when they sing the song. Or don't we do that?

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    If we win I hope Michie gets put in the circle when they sing the song. Or don't we do that?

    Think it's only for guys who have played in their first win. I can recall Viv being in a couple of winning teams over the last two seasons. Or am I thinking of the Gatorade shower tradition?

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    Think it's only for guys who have played in their first win. I can recall Viv being in a couple of winning teams over the last two seasons. Or am I thinking of the Gatorade shower tradition?

    Yep he has played in two this year Richmond and Pies (none last year) but has never been "baptized" . Don't know why? I do know he is very shy and may not want to do it.

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    If we win...I will flop me shlong out and give it the ol windmill

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    If we win...I will flop me shlong out and give it the ol windmill

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    At the ground or at home? Suggest the latter.

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    ... probably get tased by PSOs at Richmond station after kung-fuing some angry Norf supporters onto the tracks.

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    What a superb Addams Family moment

    Love that show so much :)

    Showing your age there, WYL.

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    At the ground or at home? Suggest the latter.

    At your place.
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