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Potential Trades [Warning: Reading this thread may self-destruct]

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Siht daerht si etulosba ssendam!

I don't speak German, if that is what it is? But this post has made more sense than 90% of the thread.

 

I think I'll go out and milk the elk.

????? wattsername ????? elkervibes

when all this ends we may all need elker sellzer :mellow:

I don't speak German, if that is what it is? But this post has made more sense than 90% of the thread.

Grab a mirror mate, it's just written backwards, not German ;-p

 

Nearly 100 pages of this thread and how many actual potential trades?

There is no law that says you have to read them. No law at all.

shoes a certain level of IQ, doing something you don't want to..... and then repetedly


We traded pick 61 for Jeff Garlett at some point.

Geez, never thought I'd long for the days of trades like pick 59 for Viv Michie.

I guess we only technically had 3 trades last year. Cross and Riley were freebies.

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Nearly 100 pages of this thread and how many actual potential trades?

By "actual potential", what exactly are you after here? It's full of potential........... But just BS instead of the actual part.

We traded pick 61 for Jeff Garlett at some point.

Geez, never thought I'd long for the days of trades like pick 59 for Viv Michie.

I guess we only technically had 3 trades last year. Cross and Riley were freebies.

Given there was only 28 trades total amongst 18 clubs last year, means we were big players!

 

Nearly 100 pages of this thread and how many actual potential trades?

The Michael Jackson trade has hit a bit of a hurdle but I've been told Adele is considering our offer.

Nearly 100 pages of this thread and how many actual potential trades?

That's us. There must be more than a few million posts on Demonland and still no premiership.

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The Michael Jackson trade has hit a bit of a hurdle but I've been told Adele is considering our offer.

Good footwork, but that long term dead injury he has will probably lower his stocks.

Good footwork, but that long term dead injury he has will probably lower his stocks.

Apparently failed the medical.

Love this thread, so much entertainment whilst waiting for something to happen. ( or nothing to happen). Still if nothing happens we will have picks 2,3 and 12 to discuss all the way up to draft day. Won't that be entertaining stuff!!

Grab a mirror mate, it's just written backwards, not German ;-p

Haha, now I have to take it back. It does look German though

Apparently failed the medical.

Nah, I heard he Beat It.


Oh well, Dayne Beams is out of the picture, Tony Sheahan saying the Bris deal is done.

So who were those posters who said he's coming?

It's good that Collingwood have agreed and he can now spend time with his dad and family.

Good luck.

Nah, I heard he Beat It.

Bombers are interested. Even came up with their new marketing slogan: "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"

Bombers are interested. Even came up with their new marketing slogan: "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"

wanna be startin' somethin', p-man?

Oh well, Dayne Beams is out of the picture, Tony Sheahan saying the Bris deal is done.

So who were those posters who said he's coming?

The posters who thought he was coming to the MFC are what we call 'morons'

he was never coming to Demons, or any other Vic club

The posters who thought he was coming to the MFC are what we call 'morons'

he was never coming to Demons, or any other Vic club

Not that I thought it either, but can you link a post of yours stating the same before the fact?


Ok my guess regarding one of the players from the riddles:

“As I said a massive game of chess. The end results are far certain.

Our likely trade partner comes in black and white but is not a little bird.” - GNF

As mentioned by some, a Swan which is a big bird that can come in either Black or White.

These three posts below were liked by GNF, suggesting a trade with Sydney (relates well the their COLA sactions and this players high level of pay).

“From BF, Devastating Boris (Melbourne supporter)

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My mate works in the footy dept for GWS but as we all know Sydney is very small and he often gets swans news. He can't say anything more other than to strap myself in for a big week if everything goes well."

“I thought sydney could trade their players for draft picks, but could not trade players for other players, if so they maybe looking to get as many early draft picks as this their sole source of new blood this year.”

“Correct. Can only trade out their players for picks, not other picks”

With that in mind being Sydney and a Black and White swan I think one player is TOM MITCHELL.

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Notice the Black Swan and White Swan,

You could throw Buddy, Lewis Jetta, Aliir Aliir & Jordan Lockyer into that basket

That's us. There must be more than a few million posts on Demonland and still no premiership.

So if we get this thread to say 100,000 posts we win the flag? Is that how it works? :):):)

 

Nah, I heard he Beat It.

That's bad. That's bad. That's really really bad ... :):)

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/37482-jack-trengove-could-be-traded-to-the-tigers/?view=findpost&p=1009453

Thought it was pretty obvious he only wanted to get to Qld, i copped some criticism for that post too

That post was just 'I think' and 'I believe'. It was just rehashing journo BS.

And this:

If we sign him up to what will be a huge long term contract, we will have to worry about him asking for a trade to Brisbane at the end of every season'

just says you know squat.


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