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Patrick Dangerfield

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So? He'd never base himself in Mogg's Creek.

I can't understand why this would be a factor.

Being in Vic would be key.

Why wouldn't he?

A lot of Geelong's players are still based in Melbourne who drive down the highway.

No difference.

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    Don't know we wouldn't offer him 10 million over 7 years.

    Id rather offer that to Hogan instead.

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    Why wouldn't he?

    A lot of Geelong's players are still based in Melbourne who drive down the highway.

    No difference.

    There is actually, if you know the area at all.

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    I 'm from Hamilton but I never go back there....inconsequential relevance.

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    I 'm from Hamilton but I never go back there....inconsequential relevance.

    you're a kiwi?

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    I love the delusional posters who keep telling themselves the line of 'it's not done till it's done'. Go on, hold on to that dream if it helps you sleep at night.

    The rest of us live in reality.

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    I love the delusional posters who keep telling themselves the line of 'it's not done till it's done'. Go on, hold on to that dream if it helps you sleep at night.

    The rest of us live in reality.

    This x10

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    Clark was going to Freo remember.....although I would be surprised if he didn't go to Geelong, lying is the second language of the AFL so I'd prefer to wait and see.

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    Come on how would a Kiwi pronounce "inconsequential relevance" err "sucks sox"

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    Clark was going to Freo remember.....although I would be surprised if he didn't go to Geelong, lying is the second language of the AFL so I'd prefer to wait and see.

    And I hate that this is constantly used a reference point for any trades on here.

    Clark wanted money, and when we offered him a truck full of money he was only happy to come here. We all know what sort of bloke he is now which only backs up his decision to 'spurn' his family for money in Melbourne.

    Dangerfield is totally different. It's family in Geelong or his family in Adelaide. He has no reason to play for us. Money is a non factor to him as he will be well paid by the club and through endorsements he gets in the city.

    Lying might be the second language of the AFL but delusion seems to be the first language of this board sometimes. He isn't coming to Melbourne.

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    We've Buckley's

    Anyhow..more fun watching Bernie toy with him :)

    Edited by beelzebub

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    I love the delusional posters who keep telling themselves the line of 'it's not done till it's done'. Go on, hold on to that dream if it helps you sleep at night.

    The rest of us live in reality.

    Wiseblood, you just killed Christmas.

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    The family in Geelong line is rubbish.

    Do you think he is going to live with his Mummy and Daddy in Moggs creek.....come on.

    He will see just as much of his parents living in Melbourne as living in Geelong.

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    We will be glad when he has said he wants to go to Geelong and we can close wthis farting thread.

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    The family in Geelong line is rubbish.

    Do you think he is going to live with his Mummy and Daddy in Moggs creek.....come on.

    He will see just as much of his parents living in Melbourne as living in Geelong.

    No, it's not, and you know it. Not all of his family lives in Moggs Creek. There are plenty who live up in Geelong as well.

    The sooner you grasp this the better off you'll be.

    Edited by Wiseblood

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    I've got mail for you Geelong is just down the highway from Melbourne.

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    Who knows is he craving a quiet space or wants to get in on the melbs lifestyle ala Chris judd .

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    Watch for the pitchforks come out baying for blood on here when Danger announces his off to Geelong.

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    I've got mail for you Geelong is just down the highway from Melbourne.

    Got mail for you.

    Danger is off to Geelong. Move on ..

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    Watch for the pitchforks come out baying for blood on here when Danger announces his off to Geelong.

    Yeah it will be a massive surprise !!!!!

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    I'll believe it when it happens

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    I love the delusional posters who keep telling themselves the line of 'it's not done till it's done'. Go on, hold on to that dream if it helps you sleep at night.

    The rest of us live in reality.

    Feel free to quote me next time.

    In context of course.

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    Got mail for you.

    Danger is off to Geelong. Move on ..

    Don't spoil it for him big fella, he still believes in Santa. Best to leave him be.

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