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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - CHRISTIAN PETRACCA

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I'm at the draft camp now having a look and wow Petracca is a unit! Has that big backside big leg look and looks very sharp. I'd put some photos up but feel like a creep taking them

Taking pictures of Petracca's backside would be very creepy indeed deeko. Unless of course, he goes to the Saints, where nude selfies are club policy.

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    Better look elsewhere this kid cant last 3 k :rolleyes:

    With one lap to go in the 3km time trial, Christian Petracca has pulled out. Looks to be limping a bit #DraftCombine

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    Better look elsewhere this kid cant last 3 k :rolleyes:

    With one lap to go in the 3km time trial, Christian Petracca has pulled out. Looks to be limping a bit #DraftCombine

    Clearly doesnt want the Saints to take him so he can get to the MFC :)

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    Looks like he wants to be a demon.

    Because he's injured and couldn't finish a 3km time trial?

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    Because he's injured and couldn't finish a 3km time trial?

    It's the melbourne way. Drafted Scully with a shot knee..

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    Melbourne are playing an exceptional game of bluff here.

    We are jostling with the Bulldogs with the idea that they want a key forward (McCartin or wright) at number 2.

    This won't happen unless the bullies give up something exceptional which we don't think they will. This is the bluff. We will threaten this trade all the way up until Friday to see if Saints pull the trigger on the below deal. Hence why we are making it known we are talking to the bullies.

    This leaves saints thinking that they may miss out on the tall they want if they do the GWS deal involving jaksch and o rourke due to the bullies potentially getting pick 2. Meaning Saints hold their number 1 pick and take a forward and hence leaving petracca to us.

    Brilliant strategy dees! Just brilliant!

    Edited by Demon Forever

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    If anyone understands what I've just written, have confidence we will get our man

    Brayshaw.

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    Yeah nah no game of bluff I believe we're genuily shopping 2 around for a player and a slight downgrade, I think we're more keen on Brayshaw by the sounds of it anyway.

    Something about drafting petracca scares me. Can't quite put my finger on it

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    Does anyone know why Petracca pulled out of the 3km time trial with a lap to go?

    Edited by Demon Disciple

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    If anyone understands what I've just written, have confidence we will get our man

    Who do you think that is?

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    Melbourne are playing an exceptional game of bluff here.

    We are jostling with the Bulldogs with the idea that they want a key forward (McCartin or wright) at number 2.

    This won't happen unless the bullies give up something exceptional which we don't think they will. This is the bluff. We will threaten this trade all the way up until Friday to see if Saints pull the trigger on the below deal. Hence why we are making it known we are talking to the bullies.

    This leaves saints thinking that they may miss out on the tall they want if they do the GWS deal involving jaksch and o rourke due to the bullies potentially getting pick 2. Meaning Saints hold their number 1 pick and take a forward and hence leaving petracca to us.

    Brilliant strategy dees! Just brilliant!

    Especially brilliant as none of the other Clubs read DEMONLAND!

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    Especially brilliant as none of the other Clubs read DEMONLAND!

    Who was suggesting they do? It's being played out in the media.

    Seriously, some ppl!

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    Especially brilliant as none of the other Clubs read DEMONLAND!

    Wouldn't matter if they did read Demonland.

    This all depends on who we want and who Saints want. If saints give up pick we know it is not Petracca. We just warn them if they trade pick they lose McCartin. Simple really

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    Wouldn't matter if they did read Demonland.

    This all depends on who we want and who Saints want. If saints give up pick we know it is not Petracca. We just warn them if they trade pick they lose McCartin. Simple really

    If opposition scouts and its managers are reading opposition fan forums to gain insights into who they should be drafting and trading then god help them (although if you're Barry Prendergast then it would help).

    Edited by I Give a Gawnski

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    Wouldn't matter if they did read Demonland.

    This all depends on who we want and who Saints want. If saints give up pick we know it is not Petracca. We just warn them if they trade pick they lose McCartin. Simple really

    Exactly

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    Melbourne are playing an exceptional game of bluff here.

    We are jostling with the Bulldogs with the idea that they want a key forward (McCartin or wright) at number 2.

    This won't happen unless the bullies give up something exceptional which we don't think they will. This is the bluff. We will threaten this trade all the way up until Friday to see if Saints pull the trigger on the below deal. Hence why we are making it known we are talking to the bullies.

    This leaves saints thinking that they may miss out on the tall they want if they do the GWS deal involving jaksch and o rourke due to the bullies potentially getting pick 2. Meaning Saints hold their number 1 pick and take a forward and hence leaving petracca to us.

    Brilliant strategy dees! Just brilliant!

    I like the idea that we play it straight with using picks 2 and 3 on Petracca and Brayshaw... and scare GWS off from Christian.

    Or force GWS to deal with us rather than the Saints to get access to Petracca with pick 2...

    And hope like hell they are the real deal and we can develop them into the champs we need.

    Edited by PaulRB

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    A mate at work said that he think Petracca will slip to their second round pick... Typical Collinwood.

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    Because he's injured and couldn't finish a 3km time trial?

    Gysberts....

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    A mate at work said that he think Petracca will slip to their second round pick... Typical Collinwood.

    Surprised he could count to 2.

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    A mate at work said that he think Petracca will slip to their second round pick... Typical Collinwood.

    Tell him Beams has also been cleared to Lions for pick 98.

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    Great use of counter-intelligence, put Mark on the radio and all of a sudden clubs are running for the hills

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