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Where are you Demons?

Roger Mellie
in Melbourne Demons

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Beechworh is beautiful any time of the year

Could swap weekend 5k from MCG for weekend in country retreat.

NO not really no comparison

Good to see NE Vic so well represented I guess we appreciate the finer things in life food wine exercise but most importantly fresh air and a relaxed friendly life.

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    What's the problem? Don't all Melbourne supporters drive Beemers now? I thought its was compulsory, well it is in Mansfield.

    i resemble that remark !

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    I am posting from Fiji where l am a volunteer with Projects Abroad (June-August) on a Shark Conservation Project. Tomorrow l am catching the bus into Suva to watch the Cats play the Tigers in their Aussie Rules Grand Final! This year, l have also posted from Cyprus, Maui and Hong Kong and last year l posted from Venice, Berlin, Munich, London, New York and San Francisco.

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    Currently quaffing a cold Tiger beer in Hoi An. About 32 Celsius ATM. Suffer in your jocks lads!

    eat my shorts bbo

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    What's the problem? Don't all Melbourne supporters drive Beemers now? I thought its was compulsory, well it is in Mansfield.

    ski racks ?

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    I live a leisurely 15 minute walk from the MCG. Always know when the filth are playing because their fans are the loudest.

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    Currently quaffing a cold Tiger beer in Hoi An. About 32 Celsius ATM. Suffer in your jocks lads!

    Why is it I get this mental image when I think of you swanning around the pool drinking beers?

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

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    Why is it I get this mental image when I think of you swanning around the pool drinking beers?

    That's waaaaaay too close to the truth Colin... and quite disturbing.

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    On a farm 450km south east of Perth. But in Darwin for the weekend!

    Give us all a wave on the telly. Post us your position at the ground.

    You do realise there's a footy match on in Darwin this weekend I hope?

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    Umm, I know I left my location somewhere around here....

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    I live a leisurely 15 minute walk from the MCG. Always know when the filth are playing because their fans are the loudest.

    I live even closer and dread night matches between Collingwood and Carlton. Apart from being woken by bogans, l can never park in front of my house and l usually awake to find the the environs are trashed!

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    keep goin

    I'm guessing Warragul.

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    I will go with Venus Bay?

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    I'm guessing Warragul.

    That's wazzvegas to you.

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    I am posting from Fiji where l am a volunteer with Projects Abroad (June-August) on a Shark Conservation Project. Tomorrow l am catching the bus into Suva to watch the Cats play the Tigers in their Aussie Rules Grand Final! This year, l have also posted from Cyprus, Maui and Hong Kong and last year l posted from Venice, Berlin, Munich, London, New York and San Francisco.

    Bet there were a lot of "sharks" in London & NY. Hope you didn't conserve too many of them! :)

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    For the last 12 months: Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Currently back in Victoria for a month before heading back for another stint in Addis, so looking forward to actually seeing us play live against the cats with my old man (Geelong supporter). Been a long time since we played them at the G!

    Love to know what Addis is like from the ground - it's absolutely breathtaking from the air, isn't it? My wife is from Cameroon ("Akum" is actually her family's village - amazing place, wonderful people) and when we go back to visit the folks, we go through Addis.

    Have you had a chance to go to Axum & Lalibela?

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    My lawyers have been made aware of your libelous comments

    Hey I just said it was a mental (read subjective) image. I wasn't implying that it was objective reality! ;)

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    My lawyers have been made aware of your libelous comments

    On balance of libellous (note spelling) comments, you are coming out well in front Mr Gary BBO Glitter

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    Hey I just said it was a mental (read subjective) image. I wasn't implying that it was objective reality! ;)

    Christ, you sound like either a demented philosopher or you're on drugs. You going for an insanity plea Col?

    On balance of libellous (note spelling) comments, you are coming out well in front Mr Gary BBO Glitter

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    Are you struggling with the quote button Uncle Glitter?

    Are you struggling with the quote button Uncle Glitter?

    Are you struggling with the quote button Uncle Glitter?

    Yes.

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    ski racks ?

    No need, we leave them in the lodge.
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