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Dedication

Demon_Tingles
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I don't think turning up to a gym alone is a great idea.

Accidents happen especially when using free weights.

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    Actually, it is a bit of an issue if he was doing any significant weights on his own. Let's just say a dumb off-season accident is not how I'd want to see the club throw away half a million dollars of salary. but I'm going to assume he wasn't there for bench pressing so there is no issue.

    On the other hand, player's have re-done a knee injury getting into a shower, and broken their thumb taking off a training shirt.

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    Given he could have been big noting himself at the portsea polo today with the likes of dane swan Dustin Martin and Harry kewell...

    I remember a time when polo was for the blue bloods of society.

    Now the pre-requisite is clearly neck tatts or a" sleeve".

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    I remember a time when polo was for the blue bloods of society.

    Now the pre-requisite is clearly neck tatts or a" sleeve".

    You might even be granted entry to peninsula polo events, such has their standards slipped Biff.

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    You might even be granted entry to peninsula polo events, such has their standards slipped Biff.

    I have a philosophical objection to brown nosing the Aristocracy.

    Also, Moon ,I believe they should move the whole event to Werribee ,not the mansion ,but the sewerage farm.

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    I have a philosophical objection to brown nosing the Aristocracy.

    Also, Moon ,I believe they should move the whole event to Werribee ,not the mansion ,but the sewerage farm.

    Or the Werribee zoo. Feed em to the lions.

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    still getting over jeep booking every charter helicopter in the region to fly their "key guests" down.

    YOURE A CAR COMPANY. PUT THEM IN A FLIPPIN CAR

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    How committed do you really have to be to not go out and get [censored] on a Saturday night? People have been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years.

    That's an outrageous comment.

    I think you'll find alcohol is less than 10,000 years old.

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    That's an outrageous comment.

    I think you'll find alcohol is less than 10,000 years old.

    History prior to the invention of alcohol too dull to write about?

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    That's an outrageous comment.

    I think you'll find alcohol is less than 10,000 years old.

    Politically incorrect post following so be warned.

    But haven't Aborigines been in Australia for 40,000 years? What did they do for the first 30,000?

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    Haha! Buddy certainly did not do his hammy.

    He was at the STRIKE Bowling alley... :)

    that must make it 1, 2, 3,,, times he was there, lining them up & bowling them down. :cool:

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