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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - BERNIE VINCE

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Sylvia compo pick for Vince

Means we lose nothing with Sylvia leaving, in fact Vince is probbaly a bit better

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    Ralph just tweeted that someone on Twitter who is in the know has claimed that it could be Vince, McKernan and Henderson for Pick 2. Not taking that too seriously as the bloke he quoted on Twitter has no followers but on the other hand Ralph wouldn't re-tweet it if it didn't have some possibility too it.

    One minute they say Pick 2 not involved, the next minute this. God bless trade week.

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    Ralph just tweeted that someone on Twitter who is in the know has claimed that it could be Vince, McKernan and Henderson for Pick 2.

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Ralph just tweeted that someone on Twitter who is in the know has claimed that it could be Vince, McKernan and Henderson for Pick 2. Not taking that too seriously as the bloke he quoted on Twitter has no followers but on the other hand Ralph wouldn't re-tweet it if it didn't have some possibility too it.

    One minute they say Pick 2 not involved, the next minute this. God bless trade week.

    McKernan is not needed due to being a tall forward. Ricky Henderson is practically Jack Watts.

    No thanks

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Almost as laughable as some of your suggestions big fella! Didn't think that was possible...

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    Why don't we chuck in Viney with that deal too? You know, just to make it fair

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    Why don't we chuck in Viney with that deal too? You know, just to make it fair

    As laughable as that deal sounds you can't help but have a small part of you worry about it after Mahoney said we are more likely to swap Pick 2 for players rather than a great player! ;)

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    As laughable as that deal sounds you can't help but have a small part of you worry about it after Mahoney said we are more likely to swap Pick 2 for players rather than a great player! ;)

    true, but I don't think our club is that stupid. Maybe in the past, not now
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    true, but I don't think our club is that stupid. Maybe in the past, not now

    Very true. I don't personally think that deal is a possibility and if it was FB or a 'mate' suggesting it then I wouldn't bother, but I figure someone like Jon Ralph putting it out there means there is a least a small amount of merit in it.

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    Afl.com article on Dees' website now

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    Very true. I don't personally think that deal is a possibility and if it was FB or a 'mate' suggesting it then I wouldn't bother, but I figure someone like Jon Ralph putting it out there means there is a least a small amount of merit in it.

    Why Jon Ralph is as much of a tool as Barrett Hutchy and the rest of the sycophants. He retweeted a brain fart someone had, wouldn't read too much into it.

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    Ralph just tweeted that someone on Twitter who is in the know has claimed that it could be Vince, McKernan and Henderson for Pick 2. Not taking that too seriously as the bloke he quoted on Twitter has no followers but on the other hand Ralph wouldn't re-tweet it if it didn't have some possibility too it.

    One minute they say Pick 2 not involved, the next minute this. God bless trade week.

    he was taking the complete [censored]. Finished the tweet by saying getting closer
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    he was taking the complete [censored]. Finished the tweet by saying getting closer

    I thought he might have been. Further looks at the other guys tweets proves that, shouldn't have been so quick to post it.

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    true, but I don't think our club is that stupid. Maybe in the past, not now

    Don't bet on it, 94.

    Recent history would suggest that if administrators are not stupid when they come to Melbourne, then something at MFC soon changes that.

    As laughable as that rumour is, we have done crazier things than that in the past.

    God, I hope I'm just being a cynical old .art.

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    Has a Victorian girlfriend apparently

    What position does she play? I hope she's an on-baller.

    I guess if I pursued this further I would again risk censure by some of our more zealous moderators, so I will just have to leave it up to your imaginations.

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    I guess if I pursued this further I would again risk censure by some of our more zealous moderators, so I will just have to leave it up to your imaginations.

    I didn't intend the humorous banter that has occurred as a result of my post. Funny how things develop.

    I was suggesting that Vince's girlfriend living in Melbourne was not all that significant given that she would not be playing for us.

    I understand, none the less, that it could help entice Vince to come to Melbourne (city) and hopefully play for MFC.

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    Sorry can't agree. Bernie Vince is still a gun player and it shows how little a lot of Victorians watch Interstate Football when they deride such talented AFL players. Bring him in with Jarrad Lyons and pick up a couple more youngsters in the draft and Cross in the Pre-Season and we might actually start to win more clearances and amass more Inside 50's.

    generally gun footballers finish in their club's top 10 in the B n F when they play 21 games.

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    generally gun footballers finish in their club's top 10 in the B n F when they play 21 games.

    I trust that if Vince comes to us that 'gun player' doesn't mean that he's shot.

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    Even gun players have an off year and Bernie fell out with the administration after his naked party antics on the grog.

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    Even gun players have an off year and Bernie fell out with the administration after his naked party antics on the grog.

    or he was just not very good... at his best Vince is a B Grader, never a gun, not against recruiting him, just wary of the price...

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    Why Jon Ralph is as much of a tool as Barrett Hutchy and the rest of the sycophants. He retweeted a brain fart someone had, wouldn't read too much into it.

    John Ralph reported things post neeld sacking that only an inside source could have told him - like neeld making certain players cry and Moloney insisting Jamar always tap to him. These were facts that had to have come from an inside source since they were not public at the time. Sycophant or not he knew more about what was going on inside the club in the Neeld days than most supporters.

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    generally gun footballers finish in their club's top 10 in the B n F when they play 21 games.

    With the year he had, he would have finished in the top 10 of OUR B n F. Which is, I believe, the point here.

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