Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Next year is going to be a ripper. Port on the rise, Kanga's will be up and about, GC to improve further, GWS over second year blues plus will have Buddy. Eagles and Crows seeking redemption, Bombers out to prove a point. Tigers for mine will slide out of the eight, Blues to actually take part in trade week, I'm interested to see who the Hawks pick up, has Dusty signed with Tigers yet? Hawks offering similar $$, a more competitive Demon outfit playing accountable footy slowly bringing the crowds back to level 2 of the Southern Stand.

 

Never mind the whack he gave Schulz to the head.

Think your right mate, slightly left the ground and the precedent has been set.

 

Pretty poor umpiring for a semi final, I thought. The free kick to Schulz late in the third was awful, should have been a free to Rivers for a sliding tackle. The free to Corey in the goal square for 'holding' was worse though, Corey was the one holding.

I don't think I've seen 22 more arrogant players. The way they celebrate goals and whinge about free kicks, the way they appear to feel so entitled to everything, it infuriates me.

I don't think I've seen 22 more arrogant players. The way they celebrate goals and whinge about free kicks, the way they appear to feel so entitled to everything, it infuriates me.

It seems to work okay for them though.

Backing Geelong to beat Hawthorn again next week.

and Freo to win their first flag, just in time for a very deserving Matty Pavlich

 

Just to demonstrate the insidious corrupting influence of the Carlton Football Club, today is the holiest day in the Jewish calendar. Its central theme is atonement and repentance and Jews traditionally observe the day with fasting and intensive prayer, often spending most of the day in synagogue services. You can't travel by motor vehicle or airplane, use electric power or watch television.

Despite this, I know of several Jewish Carlton supporters who have gone to Sydney to watch their team play in tonight's semi final.

Such apostasy is untenable and must be dealt with by those of high holy standing. There has to be a pestilence and nine other plagues visited on the Carlton Football Club before the end of the day. If we all will it and pray heartily for it to come about, it can happen ... and you don't even have to be Jewish to help contribute to their downfall.

What a game:

- Wines was on fire, saw him get three clearances in a row including being a third man up in the ruck

- Umpiring was pretty pathetic. Alot of illegal disposals by Geelong but never holding the ball; credit to Port though as they didn't let it bother them

- Port lost the game in the third. Geelong had 22 inside 50's to their 5.

Can't wait to see what Port can do next year.


Just to demonstrate the insidious corrupting influence of the Carlton Football Club, today is the holiest day in the Jewish calendar. Its central theme is atonement and repentance and Jews traditionally observe the day with fasting and intensive prayer, often spending most of the day in synagogue services. You can't travel by motor vehicle or airplane, use electric power or watch television.

Despite this, I know of several Jewish Carlton supporters who have gone to Sydney to watch their team play in tonight's semi final.

Such apostasy is untenable and must be dealt with by those of high holy standing. There has to be a pestilence and nine other plagues visited on the Carlton Football Club before the end of the day. If we all will it and pray heartily for it to come about, it can happen ... and you don't even have to be Jewish to help contribute to their downfall.

That post made me reach for the dictionary WJ. Can I hire you if I ever need to go to court? ;)

Just to demonstrate the insidious corrupting influence of the Carlton Football Club, today is the holiest day in the Jewish calendar. Its central theme is atonement and repentance and Jews traditionally observe the day with fasting and intensive prayer, often spending most of the day in synagogue services. You can't travel by motor vehicle or airplane, use electric power or watch television.

Despite this, I know of several Jewish Carlton supporters who have gone to Sydney to watch their team play in tonight's semi final.

Such apostasy is untenable and must be dealt with by those of high holy standing. There has to be a pestilence and nine other plagues visited on the Carlton Football Club before the end of the day. If we all will it and pray heartily for it to come about, it can happen ... and you don't even have to be Jewish to help contribute to their downfall.

I don't think that's how it works, Jack. I believe punishment is meted out only in the afterlife, and certainly not against whatever sporting team you support. When Judas betrayed Jesus, I'm pretty sure God didn't smite Judas' favourite football side in response.

Next year is going to be a ripper. Port on the rise, Kanga's will be up and about, GC to improve further, GWS over second year blues plus will have Buddy. Eagles and Crows seeking redemption, Bombers out to prove a point. Tigers for mine will slide out of the eight, Blues to actually take part in trade week, I'm interested to see who the Hawks pick up, has Dusty signed with Tigers yet? Hawks offering similar $$, a more competitive Demon outfit playing accountable footy slowly bringing the crowds back to level 2 of the Southern Stand.

I can see at least 14 teams getting in to the top 8 next year.

I don't think that's how it works, Jack. I believe punishment is meted out only in the afterlife, and certainly not against whatever sporting team you support. When Judas betrayed Jesus, I'm pretty sure God didn't smite Judas' favourite football side in response.

You reckon?

The Jerusalem Jaguars didn't win a game between 32AD and 53AD which was the year that Judas passed on.

You think that was a coincidence?

You reckon?

The Jerusalem Jaguars didn't win a game between 32AD and 53AD which was the year that Judas passed on.

You think that was a coincidence?

Jerusalem Jaguars Jack? No-one in the middle east in those times even knew what a jaguar was

Jerusalem Jewels I could believe


I can see at least 14 teams getting in to the top 8 next year.

They must maintain a top 8 and not go to a final 10 scenario. I actually thought 18 teams would spread the talent pool too thin. But the competition is evening out nicely.

They must maintain a top 8 and not go to a final 10 scenario. I actually thought 18 teams would spread the talent pool too thin. But the competition is evening out nicely.

18 teams did spread the talent pool too thin. Unfortunately one team got all the crap players.

Not the jaguar animal - the car.

Pontius Pilate's uncle had a dealership.

The Jewels were the lingerie league franchise in those days.

ah, that explains it jack

that would be the same uncle who had the "pilates fitness and well-being parlour" near the gesthemane gardens

Jerusalem Jaguars Jack? No-one in the middle east in those times even knew what a jaguar was

Jerusalem Jewels I could believe

Must have meant theJerusalem Alpacas DC


Please for the love of god, let Sydney destroy Carlton tonight. Amen.

Must have meant theJerusalem Alpacas DC

Nah, it was the Jerusalem Jackals.

Must have meant theJerusalem Alpacas DC

nah, they played in 2nd division bbo (won a flag or two in the 40s)

i think he's wrong though about not losing a game between 32AD and 53AD

according to a Jeewble search the Giza Giants had all winning points taken off them in 40AD (and awarded to their opponents) for bringing the game into disrepute for placing unsanctioned holy curses on their opponents (see WJACA 40AD)

 

nah, they played in 2nd division bbo (won a flag or two in the 40s)

i think he's wrong though about not losing a game between 32AD and 53AD

according to a Jeewble search the Giza Giants had all winning points taken off them in 40AD (and awarded to their opponents) for bringing the game into disrepute for placing unsanctioned holy curses on their opponents (see WJACA 40AD)

Tales differ here. I heard that the giants were awarded the points because of an incident involving a player named David. Apparently he felled a giant off the ball. There was also an, I believe outrageous, story that a rock was used.

Tippett done for the night? I think the Swans play better without him anyway as the midfielders kick more goals and it's a better spread with more avenues for goal.


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

    The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 658 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

    The undefeated Demons venture across the continent to the spiritual home of the Port Adelaide Football Club on Saturday afternoon for the inaugural match for premiership points between these long-historied clubs. Alberton Oval will however, be a ground familiar to our players following a practice match there last year. We lost both the game and Liv Purcell, who missed 7 home and away matches after suffering facial fractures in the dying moments of the game.

    • 1 reply
  • AFLW REPORT: Richmond

    A glorious sunny afternoon with a typically strong Casey Fields breeze favouring the city end greeted this round four clash of the undefeated Narrm against the winless Tigers. Pre-match, the teams entered the ground through the Deearmy’s inclusive banner—"Narrm Football Weaving Communities Together and then Warumungu/Yawuru woman and Fox Boundary Rider, Megan Waters, gave the official acknowledgement of country. Any concerns that Collingwood’s strategy of last week to discombobulate the Dees would be replicated by Ryan Ferguson and his Tigers evaporated in the second quarter when Richmond failed to use the wind advantage and Narrm scored three unanswered goals. 

    • 4 replies
  • CASEY: Frankston

    The late-season run of Casey wins was broken in their first semifinal against Frankston in a heartbreaking end at Kinetic Stadium on Saturday night that in many respects reflected their entire season. When they were bad, they committed all of the football transgressions, including poor disposal, indiscipline, an inability to exert pressure, and some terrible decision-making, as exemplified by the period in the game when they conceded nine unanswered goals from early in the second quarter until halfway through the third term. You rarely win when you do this.

    • 0 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Richmond

    Round four kicks off early Saturday afternoon at Casey Fields, as the mighty Narrm host the winless Richmond Tigers in the second week of Indigenous Round celebrations. With ideal footy conditions forecast—20 degrees, overcast skies, and a gentle breeze — expect a fast-paced contest. Narrm enters with momentum and a dangerous forward line, while Richmond is still searching for its first win. With key injuries on both sides and pride on the line, this clash promises plenty.

    • 3 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

    Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kate’s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwood’s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

    • 2 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.