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Lol at that "oy oy oy" chant they do every time someone kicks a goal.

Nice one Byrnesy!

 

Byrnes gets our first.

All goals have still been kicked by Geelong players.

 

Just have to demonstrate greater composure when clearing from our back 50. Other than the errors and Geelong's additional class, we are going alright

Good effort, poor midfield defence though


Desperation is there, hopefully it stays this way for four quarters.

Why would you bother trying to hit a target when you can bomb it long without any thought? Good tactics Neal. Keeping it simple so the players don't have to worry.

I really like Terlich, but he is defensively lacking. Has to first and foremost shut down his opponent.

Very happy with our tackling. And Toumpas is having a good start.

 

winning clearances we just need to keep possession. Geelong set up for us to have the ball and play for a turnover.


Dan Nicholson, why you so error?

We need to work hard an keep the ball. Uncontested possession chains are required and so far non existent.

good tackle by watts. All our forwards will struggle today. It won't all be his fault but with the poor quality of our inside 50's I bet Fitz doesn't get a touch and is subbed for blease.

Lynden Dunn is an absoluter joke

he should have been delisted 4 years ago but here he is, still in our starting 18

Worst player i have ever seen


When are we going get in the front of a contest? If we focus on that for this quarter it will make a huge difference.

Edited by McQueen

Well that's about 20 points better than this time 2 years ago when we were 8 goals down.

I really like Terlich, but he is defensively lacking. Has to first and foremost shut down his opponent.

Very happy with our tackling. And Toumpas is having a good start.

That's what I said in the Terlich thread and got howled down by the clueless.

One on one,he's very poor,looks like Murdoch will kick 4 on him as Brandon Jack did last week.

I like his attitude and hardness at the contest but he must beat his opponent first and foremost.

Edited by Jack7

Oh god..the commentary.

King: "I just love the way Geelong blah blah blah.."

Dwayne: "Premiership defender David King there."

McGuire: "<insert incredibly condescending comment about 'the Melbourne team'>"

Dwayne:"<insert equally condescending and crap joke about how bad Melbourne are>"

Dunstall: "At least they are matching the Cats in inside 50s.."

Dwayne: "Coleman medallist and premiership player Jason Dunstall.."

Make it stop. Please make it stop.

Edited by P_Man


Toump looking good. Bit unlucky bit hopefully they stick it at. Geelong in 2nd gear.

Toss up between Dunn (why punch it back in to the corridor? Not going up for a spoil!) and Kent (how does he get a game???) for the worst players I have ever seen.

Toumpas is playing well. Looks a bit quicker than previous weeks.

Kent is a footballer. Reads it well. Still dont think he our Toumpas should be getting games yet, but thats the situation we are in.

Dunn...... please....

I reckon we're unlucky to be so far down.

I'd agree, 3 of their goals were "lucky bounces", but they have been much better with uncontested disposal and work rate to retain the ball.

 

Umpires are letting it go a bit. They could be calling a lot more frees.

T Mac is playing very loose on Pods.


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