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My 3 word player analysis V The Dockers

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Trengove - regained some flair

N.Jones - couldn't shake tag

Watts - welcome to go

Dawes - couldn't find ball

Frawley - solid as rock

Byrnes - not on field

McKenzie - never stopped trying

Dunn - gave rebound drive

Garland - played under duress

Nicholson - tried but failed

Sellar - just lacks skills

Evans - made dumb decisions

Tapscott - nowhere near standard

Davey - interested but flawed

Gawn - had no involvement

Howe - a wonderful game

Jetta - was probably playing

Jamar - just a dinosaur

Bail - had no impact

M.Jones - tried , lacks polish

Terlich - tried , lacks composure

Magner - tried, lacks ability

 
 

keep watts joeboy

Howe is literally the only player I would give a pass to. What a disgusting effort.

Neeld - paid holiday starting


Howe is literally the only player I would give a pass to. What a disgusting effort.

Neeld - paid holiday starting

You are right

 

Trengove - Played on Mundy :(
N.Jones - Tagged out of it
Watts - We have to keep him just because our skills are so bad, but watching him up forward only made me think he's a defender because he's never going to take a strong grab
Dawes - Can't really take a strong grab but he's our only probably forward target
Frawley - Doesn't have the energy to care anymore which I don't blame him
Byrnes - I was wrong when I thought he'd been ok
McKenzie - Bit better today, limited Fyfe early but he's miles from a good tagger
Dunn - His kickouts were better but that was it, he's footy IQ is about 14
Garland - Competed well today, a few Garlandism kicks etc but you live with it
Nicholson - Actually did slightly better on Ballantyne than I expected but his constant desire to shrug tackles is just mind numbing
Sellar - I backed him in as a tall defender but way too many mistakes today. Pedersen time (god help us)
Evans - Off day from the kid, Mzungu out ran him and he wasn't as clean as he usually is
Tapscott - One bump, that's all he's done besides stuff up in the last 2 weeks. No speed, no midfield ability, can't grab a mark. I'm concerned
Davey - Again the attacking stuff was fine but nothing hard or defensive. I've seen enough really
Gawn - His second half was better but he lacks his energy. Isn't taking marks etc. Time for Fitzy
Howe - As a loose man he's ok, don't get carried away. Up forward he's good when in space but can't beat a good opponent. On the wing whenever he gets the ball he gets overly enthusiastic with decision making
Jetta - Day started badly when Dawson got him front on and then he tackled Clarke and didn't get holding the ball. But he just can't find it up forward. Time to go back to the VFL to play midfield with aim to being a small defender/mid
Jamar - Won the ruck but it was too predictable and around the ground is starting to look like a liability. We have no better options but he needs serious coaching about getting to the right spots to take some marks.
Bail - Pointless selecting this guy he's just not in any great form not that he was going to make an impact off the sub bench. His mental thinking aiming for that goal was just a waste of time
M.Jones - Needs more defensive work when in the centre/physicality, he found some footy, we move on.
Terlich - Shame his injured because once again he was one willing to take the game on.
Magner - If you pick this guy as your 21st player starting from the bench you'll have a reasonable side. When he's your third pick midfielder you are in trouble. Had a crack as always.


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