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Jack Viney doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

 
 

Jack Viney CAN have his cake and eat it too

Jack Viney spends his Tuesdays teaching old dogs new tricks.


Saddam was hiding from Jack Viney not the Americans.

Due to a shipping error Jack Viney is currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men and he's passing the savings on to you.

 

Jack Viney counted to infinity, twice.


Some people need to lighten up.

It was rumoured Jack Viney told Tom $cully that "I'll be here in 2 years and I'm taking your spot, so you better FARK OFF now and grab the cash before I come down there and systematically dismantle you".

Viney invented water

Viney doesnt believe in Germany

If you want a list of Viney's enemies - just check the extinct species list

Viney doesnt worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time - the sum rises and sets when Viney tells it to

Knock knock. Viney

Viney has a head with a face on it.


I never thought a thread like this could get derailed...yet here we are.

Jack Viney, Nathan Jones & Ollie Wines will be the 'Expendables'!

More like Cook and Gysberts

Trolololol

Jack Viney will rip off your head and shove it up your arse!

Jack Vineys opposition wear nappies during a game too avoid embarrassment!

Jack Viney tackles concrete trucks!

Jack Viney is a real super hero! Batman, Superman, Captain America etc are just comics!

Jack Viney makes the competition look like marshmallows!

Jack Viney, Nathan Jones & Ollie Wines will be the 'Expendables'!

One Jack Viney beats a 'Royal Flush'!

Jack Viney would decapitate a Kings Army!

Jack Viney sinks Battleships!

Mate please please stop

Jack Viney came to the club to meet the boys and win a brownlow, and he's now he's met all the boys...


I can't! Jack Viney said so!

I'm sorry PJ but I'm hooked.

Mate please please stop

If Jesus can walk on water, Jack viney can swim through land.

Jack viney doesn't need a supermodel, , supermodels need jack viney

 

Jack Viney once made love in the front seat of a pick up truck... that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Demonland crew, can you please add the ignore function somewhere on the mobile skin!


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