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Richard Hinds of The Age agrees.

However, long before Taylor was imposing himself on the finals series - most vociferously, in the closing moments of Fremantle's elimination final victory over Geelong - the monster had run amok in the laboratory. Taylor's commentary was, unchallenged, the biggest ''cross'' of the electronic media's football season. This cross was in direct proportion with how badly ticked off the audience was by his caterwauling and repetitive references to ''footy factories''.

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I like him. Sorry! Just find him entertaining when it's a non-Collingwood game, and he's good to take the pi$$ out of when it is a Collingwood game. Whoever is playing, I always find BT quite amusing.

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Any chance that the 7 producers can find the ball tonight? KISS keep the camera where the ball is and stop trying to predict where it is going, you're not that good.


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Why does Bruce keep saying players are "buttering up"

What the hell is that? I swear they make this up to sound "with it"

commentators would say "buttering up" in the 70's. haven't heard it for years!

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BT use to be a good caller, now has a massive inflated ego and believes he is the best and has become near enough un-listenable (is that even a word??? :P)

Throw in Richo and the biggest muppet of obvious remarks Luke I'm a loser Darcy on top of the bad camera angles = yes you are correct.

always been a loudmouth tossbag

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Might be time for doc Larkin to go back to med school. Seems he can't tell the diff between a knee and an ankle.

Fair enough at first look but when Richards kept reaching for his ankle it seemed to be a bit of a sign, then he comes back on with no bandage on the knee...well.

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Why does Bruce keep saying players are "buttering up"

What the hell is that? I swear they make this up to sound "with it"

Marlon Brando in "Last Tango in Paris" is the last time I heard of that!

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How bad?

3AW last night

BT: "Caro, why write an article about Mick Malthouse's book?"

Caro: "It's fascinating that Mick was on this station saying that the book tour was set in stone and now the West Australian component where Mick is greatly loved has been cancelled"

BT: "Well I think it's a nothing story"

Caro: "I think it's an interesting story and so do the The Age readers"

BT: "Well I haven't read the article, I don't read much."

Caro: "Hang on a minute how can you criticise it when you haven't read it"

BT: "I didn't say that Caro, I said I don't read much, don't play that game and put words into my mouth".

Hard to choose when switching channels between 3AW's Brian "dung sandwich" Taylor and SEN's Mark "cup of cold sick" Robinson.

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How bad?

3AW last night

BT: "Caro, why write an article about Mick Malthouse's book?"

Caro: "It's fascinating that Mick was on this station saying that the book tour was set in stone and now the West Australian component where Mick is greatly loved has been cancelled"

BT: "Well I think it's a nothing story"

Caro: "I think it's an interesting story and so do the The Age readers"

BT: "Well I haven't read the article, I don't read much."

Caro: "Hang on a minute how can you criticise it when you haven't read it"

BT: "I didn't say that Caro, I said I don't read much, don't play that game and put words into my mouth".

Hard to choose when switching channels between 3AW's Brian "dung sandwich" Taylor and SEN's Mark "cup of cold sick" Robinson.

at least BT played the game.

Robinson just drank. I heard him for about 3 minutes this morning...he seriously had trouble remembering words.

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Ch7 just showed an ad for Brynn Edelstein's new reality show.... IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAY!! Wonder if it was Larry, Curly, or Moe that hit the button?!

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You think he's bad. Go and listen to Ray Warren commentate the rugby league. This guy was a greyhound commentator before he got the current gig.

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