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It's round 17 and we're playing to the level we've played to pretty much all year yet you cry babies seem surprised.

At half time we have had 40 tackles to Port 19

7 more marks

7 more frees

19 more kicks...

27 to 25 i50s

16 to 22 clearances

We are hopeless...

 

Anyone blaming the players for this rubbish needs to remember how many of them were early draft picks based on their natural skills - what has the coaching staff done to change their behaviour?

It's round 17 and we're playing to the level we've played to pretty much all year yet you cry babies seem surprised.

I'm surprise because we're playing way worse than we did just one quarter ago.

I'm going to go and read the drafting threads. nothing left to see here.

Yeah but bringing more "talented kids" doesn't excite me as much as it used to. I mean, Toumpas Stringer and Wines etc sound great, but so did Trengove in 09, Morton in 07, Sylvia in 03 and so on. I just want to see us get good again.

Keep in mind this isnt so much Demons as B-mans

Jones has been quiet tonight. Blease has done absolutely nothing. I've noticed we've started to use the old Ashton Hams technique of leaning into the opposition tackle and earning bs high free kicks. It's about time. If other teams are doing it, why shouldn't we?

Jones being tagged by Cornes

 

At half time we have had 40 tackles to Port 19

7 more marks

7 more frees

19 more kicks...

27 to 25 i50s

16 to 22 clearances

We are hopeless...

I don't follow your logic. We're winning most of these stats, yet you say we're hopeless. Help me out here.

Jones being tagged by Cornes

Well at least there's one coach tonight making the correct decisions.

At least the Bullies are smashin The Boos....

I don't follow your logic. We're winning most of these stats, yet you say we're hopeless. Help me out here.

because we cant do anything with all that!!!

Anyone blaming the players for this rubbish needs to remember how many of them were early draft picks based on their natural skills - what has the coaching staff done to change their behaviour?

You are an apologist for the players.

because we cant do anything with all that!!!

There are two reasons for that. A: We can't kick for [censored]. B: We have no-one to kick to.

A is Bailey's fault/the players. B is Neeld's fault/injuries.

Edited by Chook

Love to know what the coach is thinking in setting up our forward line. Directionless.


So what is the state of play with Ports Injuries/rotations?

I feel sorry for those marines if this is the only AFL game they ever see.

Literally any other team would be beating this Port side.

Sloonie..cry babies? Well it might bloody surprise you....some of us have had a shyteful of this. Damn sick of apologists for bad football. Far too many of you types supporting this club.

You are an apologist for the players.

Only a poor tradesman blames his tools Bob - remember, observation!


I dont suppose anyone possibly thinks we might actually be t...........

surely not !!! lol

 

is SYlvia playing??


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