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The "I'm Glad There's No Matchday Thread", Thread

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Words fail me... this is an absolutely pathetic display... possibly worse than the travesty they presented us with against the Swans.

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    Did Essendon make us look good last week?

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    Only one qtr down. lets see how they come out in the 2nd.

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    Mmmmm....not looking good is it. Stuck in the country so forced to watch on tele.....we just seem lost and pies spread so well.

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    Does Nicholson realize he's a skinny little thing, and doesn't have the body to bust through tackles? Or do they make sure Morton tackles him at training to build up his belief?

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    Man, so frustrated watching. Stupid mistakes

    1) green missing from 20m

    2) Sylvia instantly playing on

    3) Nicholson playing on on his opposite foot.

    4) jamar leaving jolly and not impacting the pack and jolly kicks an open goal.

    Th little things are just so frustrating.

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    Malthouse making lots of interesting special comments. Amongst many criticisms, called Jack Watts "the best intercept player in the AFL"

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    Only one qtr down. lets see how they come out in the 2nd.

    2 minutes in and already looking like more of the same.

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    Its ugly ....ALREADY !!!

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    sum it up in 5 words

    No One To Kick To.

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    Maybe our sponsors ought to be Silvers, Barnum & Bailey etc

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    Wow Cale Morton, just wow

    No, don't hang that one on Morton... that was Blease's... pathetic!

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    Wow Cale Morton, just wow

    I must say ive not been much for him ( though mainly its a wasted talent ) but he seems very much one of the few able to find, , create and use some space. He doesnt have many mates today

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