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I have a sneaking suspicion it was Jack that gave Eve the apple that has doomed us Humans and booted us from the garden of Eden. He can therefor be blamed for every bad thing that has ever happened.

 

Is deemed the unfortunate cause of supporters misspelling our players names, such as : -

Mitch Clarke

Brent Maloney

Jack Trengrove

Tom MacDonald

Joel McDonald

Ricky Pettard

And former players at Melbourne, particularly :-

Russell Robinson

James MacDonald

Travis Johnson

And current and former Media Journalists: -

Mike Sheehan

Mark Robertson

Patrick Smyth

My only worry is, this post will confuse people even more...

Oh well.

Baby John Burgess's comeback.

The diminishing size of wagon wheels.

Erectile nasal sprays

Dane Swans Tatts, ( fingers really! )

 

Because they're nasal or some other reason?

Because they don't work, just another shonky marketing scam.

Thats another thing I blame Watts for, shonky marketing scams.


Cameron Schwab, Chris Connolly and the rest of the old boys.

Salem Witch Trials

I have a sneaking suspicion it was Jack that gave Eve the apple that has doomed us Humans and booted us from the garden of Eden. He can therefor be blamed for every bad thing that has ever happened.

I dunno about that one Jako. Without Jack "The Snake" Watts we'd be without sin. And there are so many wonderful ways to sin these days.

 

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There have been sightings of Jack Watts in this area somewhere between Alaska and Russia.

Are the melting iceaps and danger to sea life a mere coincidence? You be the judge.

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He made Terry Wallace give himself the self-titled "The List Manager"...

Why? Because Terry was so confident in himself after securing Jordan McMahon for his beloved new team Richmond, in exchange for pick 19 to the Bulldogs on a $320K per year/ 3 yr contract. Good call and great integral part of the 5 year plan call, Terry !

I'm rambling....

The price of fish in china

For Alzheimers.

So he can help me forget the start to this season.

There have been sightings of Jack Watts in this area somewhere between Alaska and Russia.

Are the melting iceaps and danger to sea life a mere coincidence? You be the judge.

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Awww look, global warming has provided that seal with a nice little ice chair!

I blame Jack Watts for the Kardashians and maningacockle (spelling) disease.


I blame Jack Watts for Russell Hantz and the introduction of the Hidden Immunity Idol and the Final Three.

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For the St Kilda girl's mental problems and nymphomania.

Ricky Nixon's substance abuse and mid life crisis.

Dal Santo's little pinky pecker.

Riewoldt's naked affections towards his team mates, infamous air kick in the 2010 GF and his bad Jack Watts hairstyle.

The Lara Bingle shower photo and the theft of her Aston Martin.

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WTF???? x3

You wrote:

..bad hair cuts

..1st black US president

..the death of grunge

..end to World Peace

..Murdochs being outkasted in the UK for shonky media (a disease which is spreading & crawling to a store near you!

Please explain the '1st black President' line ... Why would being black be worthy of blame?

We're all ears ...

 

crickets

.......And mozzies!!!

Sorry to hear about your grandmother

I know. She aint happy!


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