here we go, this should be a good spot to highlight comedic genius. i'll get the ball rolling, look forward to the posts:

-That's what she said

-Takes one to know one

I'm just sayin' .

i reckon it's gonna take a bit to top this one, the primary school classic - 'i know you are, but what am i?'

"Don't get me started"

and don't call me Shirley

tell him he's dreaming

why do you ask Two-Dogs?

"take a walk sunshine..."

"You're Dropped..."

Yeah , no .

Yeah , no .

like

Smell the cheese .

why do you ask Two-Dogs?

YES!!!!!! one of the first rude jokes i learnt! annoys me that i have to explain that joke to so many people.

You’re not bald, you’re just taller than your hair.

We need to talk ........

"My friends call me Tony... you can call me Bob."

"BALL...........YYYYYES!"

If you would like to change your plan press 1 , if you would like to .................

"Now we can all get some sleep!"

("Good one, Jack.")

"I'd rather fall in love with a vegan."

I've just been watching Psych. The show is full of them.

' Who is thiiiiiis?'

"isn't it time we just all got along" Jack Nicholson..... Mars Attacks

" I'm NOT interested....... and i reckon you're a Sachin NOT a Steven !"

Edited January 3, 201213 yr by dee-eee

"Errrh....ummm...the boys just didn't come out...errr....ummmm......to play today."

"but we will be ruthless next year."

~~ "How was it for you?"

~~ "How was what?"