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Who is your favourite Demonland poster?

Guest The Exorcist
Guest The Exorcist
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Gee, I am unloved. Didn't crack a mention. I am off to Demonology and I will take my Not a TS Thread with me.

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    Gee, I am unloved. Didn't crack a mention. I am off to Demonology and I will take my Not a TS Thread with me.

    I don't think you can add new members over there, let alone transport a thread...

    If it makes you feel better...

    Redleg.

    Mention cracked.

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    Feeling all warm and fuzzy now Red ?? -_-

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    There's only one thing worse than being talked about and that's NOT being talked about. (I think that was one of Wilde's your majesty)

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    hrob

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    Range Rover

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    Ill give it to Queen C. Always a voice of reason when all hell is breaking loose, especially during the Jack Trengove tackling saga.

    Aww gee, thanks man :wub: .......

    There are plenty on here who I adore but have always had a great time with Nasher, Rhino, Rogue, Jaded & Bub.

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    Jaded, although this year has often pushed her level of "jadedness" too far over the edge for my taste.

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    There's only one thing worse than being talked about and that's NOT being talked about. (I think that was one of Wilde's your majesty)

    Your majesty is like a stream of bat's pi$$ (this will be baffling for some, go with it there's context)

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    YM was gold, but his absence has been made up by the great many who don't take this stuff too seriously. Plenty of amusing posters out there.

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    Old Xav

    TheOldXav is posting on Big Footy

    The venerable Hannabal is there as Trav 20

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    TheOldXav is posting on Big Footy

    The venerable Hannabal is there as Trav 20

    Haha cool, thanks i must look out for "old"
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    Whispering Jack & RPFC for me.

    RPFC's time and effort with the KPI's this year was a pleasure to read. Not many people take the time out to help others during the season. Also his short no nonsense posts are quite funny but make sense.

    Basicly most people here seem to be of good character which is excellent as we are all red and blue but the posters who belittle others just for their opinion and take it too far need to take a good hard look at themselves. Some posters may not be as priviliged as us health wise and what you say may do more damage than good so be respectful!!

    I know Im just about to do it but anyone who drags "the liar" into every thread is annoying, Geelong moved on quickly and they won another flag!! Get rid of the disease from your minds! Some people were right and wrong on "the liars" departure but really at the end of the day everyone was just guessing.

    Other good posters for a newcomer like me are: belzebub59, Bhima, why you little, Old dee, Old55, Range Rover and many more.

    Keep up the good work everyone and hats off to everybody that provides us with info and training reports its very much appreciated!

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    Whispering Jack & RPFC for me.

    RPFC's time and effort with the KPI's this year was a pleasure to read. Not many people take the time out to help others during the season. Also his short no nonsense posts are quite funny but make sense.

    Basicly most people here seem to be of good character which is excellent as we are all red and blue but the posters who belittle others just for their opinion and take it too far need to take a good hard look at themselves. Some posters may not be as priviliged as us health wise and what you say may do more damage than good so be respectful!!

    I know Im just about to do it but anyone who drags "the liar" into every thread is annoying, Geelong moved on quickly and they won another flag!! Get rid of the disease from your minds! Some people were right and wrong on "the liars" departure but really at the end of the day everyone was just guessing.

    Other good posters for a newcomer like me are: belzebub59, Bhima, why you little, Old dee, Old55, Range Rover and many more.

    Keep up the good work everyone and hats off to everybody that provides us with info and training reports its very much appreciated!

    Thanks H.G....Is that H.G.Nelson by change? The great man himself!!
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    Haha nah mate, I'm just a dees member who lives in Darwin and watches you posters like a hawk! Keep up the good work, exciting times ahead!

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    Haha nah mate, I'm just a dees member who lives in Darwin and watches you posters like a hawk demon ! Keep up the good work, exciting times ahead!

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    Haha nah mate, I'm just a dees member who lives in Darwin and watches you posters like a hawk! Keep up the good work, exciting times ahead!

    Will do mate, don't be quiet for too long yourself though.

    I miss Roy & H.G. on JJJ so very much!! Roy Slaven i consider a genius.

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    Very funny people that's for sure.. Check out there website if you have time, it's got some funny stuff on there!

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    Very funny people that's for sure.. Check out there website if you have time, it's got some funny stuff on there!

    I still have their simulcast commentary of the 1991 Wimbledon final between the 2 Germans Michael Stich and Boris "Boom Boom Boom" Becker. All they did for the entire match was talk about WW2 between points. It is still hilarious today
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