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19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I admit that I am both morally and intellectually  [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce".

FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

Being made to watch that show could be used as an alternative to water-boarding. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Being made to watch that show could be used as an alternative to water-boarding. 

That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.

3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

 
5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

I thought he was still under home detention?

51 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I thought he was still under home detention?

Ah yes, but as a MFC member his spiritual home is the MCG


14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Ah yes, but as a MFC member his spiritual home is the MCG

I see. So his real punishment is having to watch every Collingwood and Richmond home game.

The law can be so cruel.

 

Anyone see Eddie refer to Richmond's Rioli as a "black boy" on the Thursday Fox footy coverage? Hmmmm.......

5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Anyone see Eddie refer to Richmond's Rioli as a "black boy" on the Thursday Fox footy coverage? Hmmmm.......

Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

 
On 9/10/2018 at 10:05 AM, old dee said:

Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

I do not blame Eddie, as even the Dees can beat the Eagles in the West.

Another wasted session for the Pies.


On 9/8/2018 at 6:03 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

 

some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

 

Where those bendy banana things come from.

4 hours ago, 640MD said:

Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

 

some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

 

Where those bendy banana things come from.

Save the Frogs and protect the bananas 

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15 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

@Redleg What are we again?

I am surprised I have to keep repeating this for you R and B, as you know full well, we are f....d.


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am surprised I have to keep repeating this for you R and B, as you know full well, we are f....d.

I keep forgetting, so it is great to get the reminders from you ...

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The squiggle has us in the zone. The squiggle is never wrong!

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no wonder it's bloody called Squiggle !!!!

On 9/13/2018 at 1:06 PM, Redleg said:

I am surprised I have to keep repeating this for you R and B, as you know full well, we are f....d.

What are we Mr Leg?

1 hour ago, old dee said:

What are we Mr Leg?

Beat me to it OD!


12 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Beat me to it OD!

How good was that in spite of numerous errors we lead for 95% of the game.

1 hour ago, old dee said:

What are we Mr Leg?

was quite good....no f...ing good, sitting on row e, od

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

was quite good....no f...ing good, sitting on row e, od

Hmm!

 
54 minutes ago, old dee said:

How good was that in spite of numerous errors we lead for 95% of the game.

Yeah, being off our game and beating the Hawks ... who are we? And what are we? ?

 


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