The No T$ No B$ Thread

[DemonFrog 1,356]

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

food?

[Dee Zephyr 19,269]

Time for the Theme song! Sing it proudly!

 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Have to say I’m over bananas

The topic of waxing ( raised above) offers a number of possible avenues to explore 

Perhaps some of the learned souls that inhabit this place could profer some speculation 

[SFebes 4,884]

Surf boards are waxed.

[Redleg 41,544]

We are f....d.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

Simples.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

Simples.

I sincerely hope you don't get around in tights, Uncle Bitter. In that unfortunate event, it would most definitely be used as an adjective rather than a noun

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I sincerely hope you don't get around in tights, Uncle Bitter. In that unfortunate event, it would most definitely be used as an adjective rather than a noun

Well Moonie, if you must know ( but not understand), there are private moments when the wearing of tights is suitable to the occasion.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

On 8/20/2018 at 9:13 AM, DemonFrog said:

food?

"Sharks are food, not friends!"

 

[layzie 34,015]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

Simples.

Nailed it Bitter.

[Redleg 41,544]

Gotta win this week, but I forgot, we are f....d.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

This thread even got a mention on the Demonland podcast last night --- we have certainly hit the big time now! (after only 976 pages)

[old dee 23,872]

On 8/20/2018 at 10:10 AM, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

Glad to hear it Mr Leg, keep up the good work.

[Redleg 41,544]

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Glad to hear it Mr Leg, keep up the good work.

I try so hard.

[dieter 3,325]

This thread is proof that Demonland is a lunatic asylum. I hope Dutton becomes prime minister and sends you all to Nauru...I hear you won't be short of bananas and coconuts..

 

Edited August 23, 2018 by dieter

[Deeoldfart 8,067]

(Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

[Little Goffy 14,645]

35 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

(Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

Well, not a complete derailing. Dutton is a banana-bender after all. And much like this thread there is a vagues suspicion as to a question on his validity.

One thing we do know, this thread will outlast whoever wins the grease wrestle on friday!

Heh, it just occured to me, one of the joke measures of 'how long since the Demons made the finals?' is that there have been five changes of prime minister. Well, a tick over two weeks to go, we look likely to hit 6 and there's a real prospect of making it 7.

[Redleg 41,544]

1 hour ago, dieter said:

This thread is proof that Demonland is a lunatic asylum. I hope Dutton becomes prime minister and sends you all to Nauru...I hear you won't be short of bananas and coconuts..

 

And this thread is the sanctuary from that DL lunatic asylum.

It is like an oasis in the desert.

Edited August 23, 2018 by Redleg

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

Oh this thread is an asylum alright -- it is just that we are mad about bananas but don't get mad at each other. 

[old dee 23,872]

2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

(Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

It is never on the rails Dof.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

(Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

You live in Canberra!

Bwahahaha!

Your're [censored] !!!

[Dee Zephyr 19,269]

On 8/20/2018 at 10:10 AM, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

Can we use this half time talk if it looks like we are

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/this-explosive-spray-would-have-put-the-fear-of-god-into-the-players/news-story/f6a9c48274aa0a08cdae24c7af7cba7e

Edited August 23, 2018 by Dee Zephyr

[Redleg 41,544]

1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Oh this thread is an asylum alright -- it is just that we are mad about bananas but don't get mad at each other. 

Good point R&B. The fighting on other threads and nastiness towards other posters,  is something we avoid on this far more adult and intellectual thread.

[Redleg 41,544]

31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Your're [censored] !!!

No, we are.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Well, not a complete derailing. Dutton is a banana-bender after all. And much like this thread there is a vagues suspicion as to a question on his validity.

One thing we do know, this thread will outlast whoever wins the grease wrestle on friday!

Heh, it just occured to me, one of the joke measures of 'how long since the Demons made the finals?' is that there have been five changes of prime minister. Well, a tick over two weeks to go, we look likely to hit 6 and there's a real prospect of making it 7.

Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...