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God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

  On 15/10/2017 at 08:25, puntkick said:

dave's are funnier

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

 
  On 15/10/2017 at 10:09, daisycutter said:

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

You must be kidney......

hold that door..

  On 15/10/2017 at 06:20, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

Your postie obviously delivers on the Sabbath.


  On 15/10/2017 at 10:05, Biffen said:

God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

Folks, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think there's a lot we can learn from our cousins in the football fold (albeit the round ball version). They know how to look after an injured player with speed and absolute care

 

 
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Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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  On 21/10/2017 at 23:06, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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Your lack of enthusiasm is glaringly obvious Mr. Leg.

I am concerned!


  On 21/10/2017 at 23:06, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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32 - Barrie Vagg

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  On 22/10/2017 at 01:05, Rolling Stone said:

32 - Barrie Vagg

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

  On 22/10/2017 at 02:50, Redleg said:

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

Red you need to focus more on Melbourne players and not ex Hawthorne ones.

  On 22/10/2017 at 23:11, america de cali said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed


  On 22/10/2017 at 23:21, daisycutter said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

Lady Fingers ?

  On 22/10/2017 at 23:11, america de cali said:

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

  On 23/10/2017 at 01:23, DemonFrog said:

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

  On 23/10/2017 at 01:48, old dee said:

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

Who?

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 


  On 24/10/2017 at 22:28, old dee said:

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

  On 25/10/2017 at 07:09, old dee said:

That's the spirit!

Single malt for you, I presume :lol:

 
  On 25/10/2017 at 07:37, Bitter but optimistic said:

JW Library - Android Apps on Google PlayUrlAdvisorGoodImage.png

JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

This may do you some good od !

Even you don't believe that Bbo!


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