The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,098]

9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I recently queried my internet provider about some incorrect charges. Here is an excerpt from their reply.

"Our sincere apologies these errors has not been brought to light earlier and amounts had already erroneous been extracted for the uncancelled ADSL services. We will ensure these cancelled for future reference."

Well that's good .... I think.

Sounds like a painful surgical procedure or some demonic breakfast poison ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,098]

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

I thought the first half was a Benny Hill skit.

Only not as funny and about half the pace.

[daisycutter 29,738]

2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Only not as funny and about half the pace.

and lacked the most important ingredient - a soundtrack

[Redleg 41,443]

In a quiet moment I had cause to reflect on society and I can't believe how much this thread has added to a fairly ordinary world.

All contributors should be proud of themselves.

I can't even imagine how much a discussion on bananas is helping the Us/Nth Korea situation and being informed about the goings on at the Gatwick, must be so uplifting to the people of the Sudan and Rawanda.

We have done the world a great good.

Perhaps I might even be nominated for the Nobel Prize for starting this truly magnificent thread. Have you blokes got nomination forms handy?

[beelzebub 23,383]

Gee Red....bit early to be on the turps !!

[Redleg 41,443]

3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Gee Red....bit early to be on the turps !!

Totally sober, oh hang on I had a few margaritas at that wedding last night.

[mattjm 151]

scully was good last night

[Moonshadow 17,677]

12 minutes ago, mattjm said:

scully was good last night

Not really matt. Ran a lot though. Been running since he left us

[beelzebub 23,383]

31 minutes ago, mattjm said:

scully was good last night

We NEVER EVER mention that name here. The threads very title indicates such.

[Redleg 41,443]

2 hours ago, mattjm said:

scully was good last night

Who? 

Edited May 6, 2017 by Redleg

[Moonshadow 17,677]

56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Who? 

Mattjm was watching re-runs of The X-Files, Red. 

[Redleg 41,443]

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Mattjm was watching re-runs of The X-Files, Red. 

Obviously Fox Mulder had a bad night.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

On ‎5‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 9:10 AM, daisycutter said:

good to see they use google translate, uncle. far better than the original hindi

Indeed dc but I have learnt when dealing with Telcos, power providers and such the email works much better for me. Phone enquiries always seem to end in tears.

23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and lacked the most important ingredient - a soundtrack

Well I have to take issue with you here dc. Most of the movies I watch have a very limited soundtrack and dialogue.

However, the intent is clear and there is generally a happy ending.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

In a quiet moment I had cause to reflect on society and I can't believe how much this thread has added to a fairly ordinary world.

All contributors should be proud of themselves.

I can't even imagine how much a discussion on bananas is helping the Us/Nth Korea situation and being informed about the goings on at the Gatwick, must be so uplifting to the people of the Sudan and Rawanda.

We have done the world a great good.

Perhaps I might even be nominated for the Nobel Prize for starting this truly magnificent thread. Have you blokes got nomination forms handy?

Well said Red!!

And may I add, with  my usual modesty of course, that I'm sure my minor contributions about the wonderfully decadent and luxurious lifestyle at The Manor, has cheered up the otherwise sad life of many a poor person.

[daisycutter 29,738]

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

In a quiet moment I had cause to reflect on society and I can't believe how much this thread has added to a fairly ordinary world.

All contributors should be proud of themselves.

I can't even imagine how much a discussion on bananas is helping the Us/Nth Korea situation and being informed about the goings on at the Gatwick, must be so uplifting to the people of the Sudan and Rawanda.

We have done the world a great good.

Perhaps I might even be nominated for the Nobel Prize for starting this truly magnificent thread. Have you blokes got nomination forms handy?

already sent my nomination form off, red. it was the un commission for war crimes and atrocities wasn't it?

[Biffen 12,947]

8 hours ago, mattjm said:

scully was good last night

Are you the same parasite from before?

If so please desist.

There are protocols to keep you out.

[Biffen 12,947]

in other news,

US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress .

Surely she would be safer working with men in the future.

Just a thought.

 

[daisycutter 29,738]

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

in other news,

US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress .

Surely she would be safer working with men in the future.

Just a thought.

 

an extra gash could come in handy, but, biffo 

[Biffen 12,947]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

an extra gash could come in handy, but, biffo 

That's an incisive comment from you DC.

I expect nothing less given your expertise.

[daisycutter 29,738]

18 minutes ago, Biffen said:

That's an incisive comment from you DC.

I expect nothing less given your expertise.

i like to cut to the chase

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Just now, daisycutter said:

i like to cut to the chase

I'll cut you some slack on this discussion dc

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Didn't expect you be on Demonland tonight dc. Thought the event below might appeal have    leered     lured you in

"Remember the family slide night? Join us for a fun ‘slide night’ with pizza. We’ll have a 35mm projector and selected slides from the Boroondara collection, and beyond. Dig out some of your own family slides and bring them along to share.

Winners of the ‘Shutter Speed’ Transport in Boroondara Photo Competition will be announced at this event at 7pm.

When
11 May 2017 | 6:30pm to 8:00pm

Where
Camberwell Library
340 Camberwell Road
Camberwell VIC 3124

Cost:
Please see contact details below for enquiries.

Who should attend:
This event is mostly suited for adults."

[Earl Hood 6,101]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well said Red!!

And may I add, with  my usual modesty of course, that I'm sure my minor contributions about the wonderfully decadent and luxurious lifestyle at The Manor, has cheered up the otherwise sad life of many a poor person.

I am sure you have Uncle but sorry what are you talking about? Sorry I have been out of the loop this week, what with being summoned to the Palace at short notice this week by Her Majesty. You can imagine my apprehension on the 20 hour flight to London as I presumed the worst, perhaps it was a life threatening health issue for our Majesty or our own Sir Prince Phillip! Or perhaps Her Majesty was planning to abdicate in favour of Prince Charles, in which case I would be asked to take on even higher honours, I am sure, as we were both class captains at Timbertop all those years ago. However it transpired that I was informed by Her Majesty in a personal audience at the Palace that Prince Phillip will be withdrawing from Public life in August some 30 years after he should have, in her words! 

Anyway I have just landed back in time for tomorrow's clash somewhat jet lagged to all this chatter. 

[dpositive 1,684]

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

In a quiet moment I had cause to reflect on society and I can't believe how much this thread has added to a fairly ordinary world.

All contributors should be proud of themselves.

I can't even imagine how much a discussion on bananas is helping the Us/Nth Korea situation and being informed about the goings on at the Gatwick, must be so uplifting to the people of the Sudan and Rawanda.

We have done the world a great good.

Perhaps I might even be nominated for the Nobel Prize for starting this truly magnificent thread. Have you blokes got nomination forms handy?

Not sure about Sudan and Rawanda but the plaudits are certainly well deserved.

as to wether initiator or contributors should be the rightful recipient of the prize we may have to seek judgment from ........?......   say Bob Dylan

A man who would certainly appreciate the lyrical content producing supreme emotional responses

[Redleg 41,443]

14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well said Red!!

And may I add, with  my usual modesty of course, that I'm sure my minor contributions about the wonderfully decadent and luxurious lifestyle at The Manor, has cheered up the otherwise sad life of many a poor person.

That is why we are on this planet, to help our fellow man.