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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

picked up my scarf at the mfc tent before the game from josh wagner. he just grinned when i said "guten tag herr wagner. ich mag deine musik"

You learning that Esperanto [censored] off Hemingway dc?

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5 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Biffen, during this 'meeting', did you and Uncle Bitter manage to avoid attracting the attention of the local constabulary?

Just Mabel,

But I have a sneaking suspicion ASIO has been following Bitters for crimes against fashion and human decency.

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I picked a good weekend to go away on a tantric retreat, thus avoiding the footy with Bitters and Biff (and by the sounds of it, Maple and maybe even dc). I'm guessing there were many in that area at the G who went home sans wallet. How else would that motley crew afford to eat slop and drink cheap wine at a inner city pub? Shameful, but not unexpected. 

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30 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I picked a good weekend to go away on a tantric retreat, thus avoiding the footy with Bitters and Biff (and by the sounds of it, Maple and maybe even dc). I'm guessing there were many in that area at the G who went home sans wallet. How else would that motley crew afford to eat slop and drink cheap wine at a inner city pub? Shameful, but not unexpected. 

Moons I for one want us to celebrate our broad MFC church of followers. While Uncle, Biff, Maple and yourself are off celebrating in their own unique ways, there is my good self hurrying off quickly after the siren on Saturday to attend the Vice Chancellor's dinner at Melbourne University to award to me, my honourary doctorate in Latin American Politics! It is just overdue recognition for my untiring work in opening up Cuba to Obama and the US and the Rolling Stones in concert and  guava paste research and my tireless efforts to access their bananas for export! 

As usual I am humbled by the honours thrown my way but it is understandable given my tireless work on behalf of others! 

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Too right Earl. Well deserved. I thought I saw foItage of you on stage at the Stones' Cuba concert accepting grand applause from one and all. Or was it Barack? Cannot recall. Oh well, equally worthy of praise. 


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Just got back from a short break on the GC.

Ate at Etsu a great Japanese Restaurant on Monday night.

Last time I was there in summer I sat next to Prestia and Currie and their girlfriends. 

This time I saw Gary Ablett and his wife there.

It is obviously a favourite place of some of the GC players.

BTW the food as usual was great.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Just got back from a short break on the GC.

Ate at Etsu a great Japanese Restaurant on Monday night.

Last time I was there in summer I sat next to Prestia and Currie and their girlfriends. 

This time I saw Gary Ablett and his wife there.

It is obviously a favourite place of some of the GC players.

BTW the food as usual was great.

Given Bitter's critique of his last outing with Biffen, they shouldn't invite you along next time then?

Posted
10 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Given Bitter's critique of his last outing with Biffen, they shouldn't invite you along next time then?

Imagine being at a table eating with Biff and Bitter. It would be like a scene out of Le Grande Bouff.

Posted
4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Imagine being at a table eating with Biff and Bitter. It would be like a scene out of Le Grande Bouff.

They have no taste at all Red. For them, eating out would mean dining at that famous Scottish restaurant McDonalds. And they'd sneak in a cheap flaggon of something vaguely similar to wine. Not to mention letching all over the young staff.

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As I mentioned earlier ,my grandfather would turn in his grave if he knew I was eating Japanese food.So I will happily join Red at Vue de Monde once he has rogered someone in the court room and is in the mood to shout.

Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As I mentioned earlier ,my grandfather would turn in his grave if he knew I was eating Japanese food.So I will happily join Red at Vue de Monde once he has rogered someone in the court room and is in the mood to shout.

I'm often rogering someone on the 2 way here... do I get an Invite?

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18 hours ago, Biffen said:

As I mentioned earlier ,my grandfather would turn in his grave if he knew I was eating Japanese food.So I will happily join Red at Vue de Monde once he has rogered someone in the court room and is in the mood to shout.

Lucky he didn't know you get about town in a Toyota.

Can't do Vue De Monde, as you know I am scared of heights.

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Posted
13 hours ago, bjDee said:

Did you make it down to the Bluesfest over the weekend Red?

No, I am allergic to the smell of dope. That's why I only hang around smart people.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

No, I am allergic to the smell of dope. That's why I only hang around smart people.

Has not stopped you being on here Mr. Leg.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Has not stopped you being on here Mr. Leg.

But I can't smell the dopes through the computer. Only have to read what they write.

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Posted
1 minute ago, old dee said:

No but you said you hung around with smart people!!

Again I don't hang around with the likes of Demonland posters, except for one dinner every year.

Posted
Just now, daisycutter said:

now, now od. you know you can't win against a lawyer

Good point dc I think all this winning is beginning to unhinge me.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, old dee said:

Good point dc I think all this winning is beginning to unhinge me.

I think the beginning is way behind you . You're actually well on the way if it's any consolation.

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