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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Another wasted afternoon is upon us.

Not from where I sit ...

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    Busy day yesterday so saw nothing in real time and only heard the occasional score.

    Spent Saturday evening with a couple of Richmond friends who were naturally up.

    So we agreed well I did that the MFC has Richmond covered and after both having wins we were in good moods.

    A bottle of JW Black later we all retired to bed in the knowledge that a flag is just around the corner.

    A win against the pies is close to heaven and hearing Eddy bleed today on the replay just increased the joy.

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    Busy day yesterday so saw nothing in real time and only heard the occasional score.

    Spent Saturday evening with a couple of Richmond friends who were naturally up.

    So we agreed well I did that the MFC has Richmond covered and after both having wins we were in good moods.

    A bottle of JW Black later we all retired to bed in the knowledge that a flag is just around the corner.

    A win against the pies is close to heaven and hearing Eddy bleed today on the replay just increased the joy.

    that doesn't read too well od. needs editing/clarification

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    that doesn't read too well od. needs editing/clarification

    You just need some JW Black.

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    Multicultural round next week.

    I can hardly contain my excitement about the amazing diversity and opportunity our great game provides to people of all nations and the wonderful ,inclusive,community building nature of our great game.

    It should be a weekend of superlative conscience and awareness raising symbolic gestures to warm the hearts of everyone around the world.

    I will be extremely surprised if this initiative does not begin an outbreak of world peace.

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    Multicultural round next week.

    I can hardly contain my excitement about the amazing diversity and opportunity our great game provides to people of all nations and the wonderful ,inclusive,community building nature of our great game.

    It should be a weekend of superlative conscience and awareness raising symbolic gestures to warm the hearts of everyone around the world.

    I will be extremely surprised if this initiative does not begin an outbreak of world peace.

    I don't listen to girl boys!!

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    I don't listen to girl boys!!

    Are you discriminating against me on the basis of my nominated gender?

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    Are you discriminating against me on the basis of my nominated gender?

    transvestites are always jealous of transgenders

    just ignore the ignoramus, peggy

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    Hey Guys Sad to say I am back here again in the cold back room watching episode 2 of Byzantium while SWMBO and assorted female relatives and friends watch that abomination The Voice! Why do they think I am a grump? Just because the Dees have been thumped and I have been dispatched to the back room. Oh and the city has just fallen in case you never knew!

    Guys just thought I would let you know I am in the back room again for episode 3 of Byzantium while others waste their time watching The Voice!!! Believe it or not. Hopefully The Voice ends sometime very soon. However happily I am still riding high from yesterday so I can handle being in exile in my own house.

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    Guys just thought I would let you know I am in the back room again for episode 3 of Byzantium while others waste their time watching The Voice!!! Believe it or not. Hopefully The Voice ends sometime very soon. However happily I am still riding high from yesterday so I can handle being in exile in my own house.

    Surely you can still [censored] the servants Earl?

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    Does anyone know where Jazza is? You still there you young bull?
    Is it dry season? Cows gone into hibernation and cockies flown north for the winter? What's up fella?

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    Does anyone know where Jazza is? You still there you young bull?

    Is it dry season? Cows gone into hibernation and cockies flown north for the winter? What's up fella?

    New lady in his life? (Not bovine)

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    Fox Footy has been inundated by irate Demons, angry about the replays featuring the Ed all Pies commentary.

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    heads-up for biffo errr peggy.

    watch 4 corners tonight

    Thanks for the "heads up" dc!! I just watched the show!! FMD - I reckon Nora was Biffen eerr. Ellen .... FMD - even I'm confused!!

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    Thanks for the "heads up" dc!! I just watched the show!! FMD - I reckon Nora was Biffen eerr. Ellen .... FMD - even I'm confused!!

    I just watched it also.

    Nora at the end was a stunner.

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    I just watched it also.

    Nora at the end was a stunner.

    nora was it? i thought it was gnawer after her his its specialty

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    nora was it? i thought it was gnawer after her his its specialty

    People like you will never understand our struggle.

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    People like you will never understand our struggle.

    i look forward to you educating us with more thoughts from your new found feminine side

    will miss the old biffo but

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    i look forward to you educating us with more thoughts from your new found feminine side

    will miss the old biffo but

    And what of the new biffo but? Or perhaps I don't want to know ... :):lol:

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    i look forward to you educating us with more thoughts from your new found feminine side

    will miss the old biffo but

    I wouldn't worry overmuch dc. It's just another "phase". You will recall he went all sanctimonious about drugs and alcohol recently - lasted about 2weeks.

    This will be the same - he'll get sick of waxing his chest.

    The thoughtless foul mouth drug head alcoholic that we know and love will soon be back to his pimping ways.

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    I wouldn't worry overmuch dc. It's just another "phase". You will recall he went all sanctimonious about drugs and alcohol recently - lasted about 2weeks.

    This will be the same - he'll get sick of waxing his chest.

    The thoughtless foul mouth drug head alcoholic that we know and love will soon be back to his pimping ways.

    he seems a bit befuddled though bbo. he seems to think ellen degenerate is a transgender

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    he seems a bit befuddled though bbo. he seems to think ellen degenerate is a transgender

    Don't Judge people till you've walked a mile in their sensible shoes.

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