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  On 01/07/2015 at 04:31, Skuit said:

Hmm. Hyperkalemia. With some of real-world lifestyles suggested on here we should all be more aware. Time to cut back on the lady-fingers a little bit I think.

I never usually eat their hands .

Do they taste like chicken?

Don't let the feminists find out .

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    Another injury. Russell Roberston injured in the Legends game.

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      On 02/07/2015 at 04:19, H_T said:

    Two what, od?

    Actually I have no idea H_T

    Perhaps I meant " to " but the bloody iPad change it.

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    Just watched the Tigers beat the Giants and the 3 best on the ground for the Tigers were all in green. Most disgraceful display from umpires you could see. Not that I care, but they handed the game to the Tigers,

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    So the Tigers are playing frogs in their team now??

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      On 04/07/2015 at 07:06, Redleg said:

    Just watched the Tigers beat the Giants and the 3 best on the ground for the Tigers were all in green. Most disgraceful display from umpires you could see. Not that I care, but they handed the game to the Tigers,

    After tonight that would be the second most disgraceful display from umpires you've seen - surely?
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      On 04/07/2015 at 13:04, Whispering_Jack said:

    After tonight that would be the second most disgraceful display from umpires you've seen - surely?

    Well the difference is that the Eagles would have beaten us anyway, but the Tigers were handed the game by the umpires. We got a very bad run again, but GWS were robbed of the win.

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    I have to conclude that I am spending too much time with the "lads". My social life and credibility has bottomed out (so to speak). I generously invited Biffen to the football this Saturday ( I was only mildly patronising) but let's be honest - Biffen is not among the social elite.

    Anyway the ungrateful sod rebuffed me. Not even a lame excuse just a flat out refusal. After all I've done for him and the business I've given him. FMD. What a [censored] he is!

    Suppose I'll have to invite Moonie now. FMD.

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      On 06/07/2015 at 09:08, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I have to conclude that I am spending too much time with the "lads". My social life and credibility has bottomed out (so to speak). I generously invited Biffen to the football this Saturday ( I was only mildly patronising) but let's be honest - Biffen is not among the social elite.

    Anyway the ungrateful sod rebuffed me. Not even a lame excuse just a flat out refusal. After all I've done for him and the business I've given him. FMD. What a [censored] he is!

    Suppose I'll have to invite Moonie now. FMD.

    Truth be told it's you that are fortunate to accompany us. We had a vote and came to the conclusion it was our civic duty to look after the frail, infirm and decrepit. Hence your inclusion.

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    I wonder if any of the Demonland sheilas will go with me. I think they've all knocked me back in the past. I tried Mable again but she claimed she was spending the weekend in Canadia. Sounded a bit odd but there you go.

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      On 06/07/2015 at 09:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I wonder if any of the Demonland sheilas will go with me.

    Does that include stuie?

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      On 06/07/2015 at 09:40, Moonshadow said:

    Does that include stuie?

    Never actually met Stu err .. in the flesh.. but I reckon he'd be ugly.

    Might see if any of Biffen's sheilas are available .... but they're uglier than Jizza's cows.

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    As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self.

    These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power.

    I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand.

    It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

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      On 06/07/2015 at 10:02, Biffen said:

    As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self.

    These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power.

    I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand.

    It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

    Greek politicians??

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      On 06/07/2015 at 10:02, Biffen said:

    As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self.

    These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power.

    I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand.

    It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

    Sooooo..... you're hanging around with Enyaw?

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    Nothing ugly about Jazza's cows, especially when the rib eyes are done in a teriyaki marinade and seared to a nice medium-well on a hot BBQ, served with chips.

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      On 06/07/2015 at 10:09, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greek politicians??

    Yes except more corrupt and unlikely to pull out.

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      On 07/07/2015 at 09:11, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Under any circumstances?

    Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party.

    But i cannot divulge too much.

    BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession.

    There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment.

    That's the plan.Shhh.

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      On 07/07/2015 at 09:18, Biffen said:

    Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party.

    But i cannot divulge too much.

    BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession.

    There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment.

    That's the plan.Shhh.

    Biff thanks for the insider tip off. I will divest ASAP before the others know what hit them, then buy back in at the bottom. There is nothing better than profitting off other's misery. By the way at which University did you complete your economics/finance degree as you obviously have such a command of finance theory?

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      On 07/07/2015 at 09:43, Earl Hood said:

    Biff thanks for the insider tip off. I will divest ASAP before the others know what hit them, then buy back in at the bottom. There is nothing better than profitting off other's misery. By the way at which University did you complete your economics/finance degree as you obviously have such a command of finance theory?

    You may not believe me Earl but I failed commerce twice at Melbourne Uni.

    which makes me over qualified to comment.

    Once would be enough for most men.

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      On 07/07/2015 at 08:59, Biffen said:

    Yes except more corrupt and unlikely to pull out.

    Not then Acropolis interruptus

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