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Quit posting erotica [censored].

Bitters will get too excited.

As far as the art adorning the walls of the Royal Gatwick,

It seems to me more in the style of Gilbert and George.

You certainly wouldn't to touch the paintings.

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    i always imagine this gatwick pub with blood stains on walls and carpet.

    maybe even the odd pie stain mixed in with lemon.lime and bitters.

    toilets with broken tiles,no dunny doors and graffitti all over the walls.

    and then some drunken bum at the bar ,head slumped with durry hanging out of mouth,saying i remember when MFC didnt lose games and real men fought for the country.

    and in walks biff saying gurday dad,big day on the punt.

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    i always imagine this gatwick pub with blood stains on walls and carpet.

    maybe even the odd pie stain mixed in with lemon.lime and bitters.

    toilets with broken tiles,no dunny doors and graffitti all over the walls.

    and then some drunken bum at the bar ,head slumped with durry hanging out of mouth,saying i remember when MFC didnt lose games and real men fought for the country.

    and in walks biff saying gurday dad,big day on the punt.

    sounds about right jazza

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    To be fair to Bitty here is a cheer leader for him

    MorganLilyNov2013.jpg

    at least this bloke{i think }still wears flairs when hes out by the looks of it.

    although i dont like the beard without a mustache{too old english looking}

    Yon know I never thought about the English thing, but whatever rocks Bitty's boat.

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    They are delicious .

    They could replace the Demon as our emblem -the Melbourne Mangosteens.

    Just running it up the flagpole.

    I don't want to dampen your enthusiasm, but weren't there a few tons of mangosteens on MH370?

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    April 15th the self imposed deadline for ASADA apparently on the Bombers matters.

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    April 15th the self imposed deadline for ASADA apparently on the Bombers matters.

    2016, 2017 or 2018?

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    Just amazing how in the second round we could be looking at having half our team out injured. Watts, Tom Mac and Fitz now doubtful.

    Viney, Dawes , Clark and Gawn for example have missed over half of their possible games since joining us, while Wines, Ward, Martin, Gibbs and a host of others have hardly missed a game for their clubs.

    It has to be just rotten luck.

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    Just amazing how in the second round we could be looking at having half our team out injured. Watts, Tom Mac and Fitz now doubtful.

    Viney, Dawes , Clark and Gawn for example have missed over half of their possible games since joining us, while Wines, Ward, Martin, Gibbs and a host of others have hardly missed a game for their clubs.

    It has to be just rotten luck.

    Not really surprising to me Red.

    We appear to only recruit players with proven long term injuries.

    What are you and OD doing this weekend, hope your kept your boots as we maybe a little short and need a few players.

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    H_T

    Surely you are dagging us!

    Garland has not even been in normal training for two months and Viney has played part of one game and had concussion two weeks ago after missing about four weeks of pre season training.

    I would think he needs two weeks at Casey minimum before appearing at AFL level.

    Let me re-phrase that old dee...

    I'm hopeful of McDonald and Garland getting up....out of bed. And perhaps Viney.

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    Not really surprising to me Red.

    We appear to only recruit players with proven long term injuries.

    What are you and OD doing this weekend, hope your kept your boots as we maybe a little short and need a few players.

    I would sacrifice myself for the team and knock a few Eagles out.

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    Not really surprising to me Red.

    We appear to only recruit players with proven long term injuries.

    What are you and OD doing this weekend, hope your kept your boots as we maybe a little short and need a few players.

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    Not really surprising to me Red.

    We appear to only recruit players with proven long term injuries.

    What are you and OD doing this weekend, hope your kept your boots as we maybe a little short and need a few players.

    If we sat on the bench and shouted abuse we would achieve more than

    Dawes, Clark, Gawn, and Jamar.

    Honestly have you ever seen such a bunch of broken down footballers ( I use that term loosely ) .

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    I would sacrifice myself for the team and knock a few Eagles out.

    need a hand ;)

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    If we sat on the bench and shouted abuse we would achieve more than

    Dawes, Clark, Gawn, and Jamar.

    Honestly have you ever seen such a bunch of broken down footballers ( I use that term loosely ) .

    Broken Down or Footballers?

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    I would sacrifice myself for the team and knock a few Eagles out.

    Just yell ICE and they will come to you Red.

    The Eagles are the ICE Capital of the AFL.

    Turquoise-Ice-Northern-Lake-Baikal.jpg

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    I supported a sponsor yesterday by purchasing items from them. Pity the product I thought I purchased was missing from the box when I got home.

    The curse continues on and off the field.

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    I supported a sponsor yesterday by purchasing items from them. Pity the product I thought I purchased was missing from the box when I got home.

    The curse continues on and off the field.

    you bought a caravan in a box?

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    Just yell ICE and they will come to you Red.

    The Eagles are the ICE Capital of the AFL.

    Turquoise-Ice-Northern-Lake-Baikal.jpg

    Could we win a game on that?

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    Could we win a game on that?

    torvill and dean say YES.

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    Could we win a game on that?

    If we could never win another game.

    The Methcoast would be so distracted due to other personal interest. Football would be the last thing on their minds.

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    Dont mind the look of the team

    Backs settled and established can be more effective when the ball isnt constantly be driven in so

    Mids getting similar possession to last week is important

    Pedo just running around like Miller creating space and havoc would be a good start, (doesnt have to win the game off his boot because we have better support)with Fitz and Howe able to take the mark or Toump and Bail etc pickin up the crumbs. Even Watts may be able to play a little higher and impact the score board through that space.

    Picked em in tipping but really hope we are competitive for the whole game.

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    Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one!

    First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me?

    Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things.

    Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this?

    Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert.

    I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

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