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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

But Geelong is owned by Gawn!

I read this on their wiki page.

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

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    9 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

    We never get a ticket as everyone loves frogs.

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    10 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

    The parking inspectors get hopping mad.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    We never get a ticket as everyone loves frogs.

    What happens when frogs double park?
    They get toad!

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    11 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

    When Buckanara kicked the goal after the siren in the prelim. We came back to our car and had a parking ticket. ([censored] day)

    My old man wrote a letter saying we were from Ireland, had borrowed the car and came over to watch Jim play.

    We were left off.

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    13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What happens when frogs double park?
    They get toad!

    At least they didn't get the cane.

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    On 12/21/2021 at 7:49 AM, Redleg said:

    The parking inspectors get hopping mad.

    That's correct. It makes them really unhoppy.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

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    2  great footballers. Who is the other one?

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    Merry Christmas!

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Merry Christmas!

    You too DF.

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    It's been a glorious ride.

    No Xmas wishes needed they've all been granted.

    Joy to the world of demonland.Lets continue the journey.

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    I'd just like to personally congratulate this thread on achieving Full HD of pages (that's 1080p to you plebs). 

    This is truly an inane thread but as an AV connoisseur I feel I must jump on and point it out. 

    See you in another 1080-odd pages. I'm sure you'll all still be here talking about bananas or whatever.

    Edited by Chook

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    For a thread called No TS No BS there’s an awful lot of TS and BS. 

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    6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    For a thread called No TS No BS there’s an awful lot of TS and BS. 

    you won't find any ts, but.    unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfua 

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    13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you won't find any ts, but.    unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfua 

    I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

    As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

    As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for. 

    lol

    never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

    just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

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    56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    lol

    never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

    just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

    I just read the first few pages. 😳

    and now I’ve forgotten everything that’s good in the world. 

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    24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I just read the first few pages. 😳

    and now I’ve forgotten everything that’s good in the world. 

    glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

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    11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

    TBH, it’s actually my new hobby. Seriously, there’s comedy Gold in this thread. 

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    16 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Whoever he is, he’s well groomed.

    Yes one of the premier footballers who played at MFC.

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