The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

57 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Stone the crows, dc!

Tell im he’s dreamin Moonie 

[640MD 3,429]

On 12/16/2019 at 4:45 PM, daisycutter said:

i knew a girl who lost her cherry. i suppose that solved the pip problem

Apologies in advance 

I think that was my last girl friend, 

she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

 

Sorry

[Redleg 41,428]

10 hours ago, 640MD said:

Apologies in advance 

I think that was my last girl friend, 

she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

 

Sorry

Now now, remember the high standards we set on the thread.

[old dee 23,872]

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now now, remember the high standards we set on the thread.

We have a standard Mr Leg?

[Redleg 41,428]

1 hour ago, old dee said:

We have a standard Mr Leg?

Our standards are well known. Nothing lower than the highest possible. Nothing less will be tolerated.

We are the Everest of standards.

[hemingway 7,631]

17 hours ago, 640MD said:

Apologies in advance 

I think that was my last girl friend, 

she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

 

Sorry

WIth such indelicate comments, it is understandable that she was your last girlfriend. 

Generally, standards are high on this thread, with the exception of one or two, who continue to express their crude and inane peccadilloes. 

Strangely, these exceptions are much loved and cherished, so there is hope for you 640.   

[Redleg 41,428]

3 hours ago, hemingway said:

WIth such indelicate comments, it is understandable that she was your last girlfriend. 

Generally, standards are high on this thread, with the exception of one or two, who continue to express their crude and inane peccadilloes. 

Strangely, these exceptions are much loved and cherished, so there is hope for you 640.   

640MD has been given a 3 day banana ban for lowering the thread standards. 

But, as with the AFL, 2 days have been suspended pending any further breach.

[Whispering_Jack 30,641]

Why am I not surprised that this sensational piece of news from the world of art has been totally overlooked here?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

9 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Why am I not surprised that this sensational piece of news from the world of art has been totally overlooked here?

I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

I assumed it was secret banana business 

Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

[Whispering_Jack 30,641]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

I assumed it was secret banana business 

Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

Correct. And not long afterwards, some doofus ate the banana.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

I assumed it was secret banana business 

Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

Now that price makes it very appealing

[Earl Hood 6,101]

32 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Correct. And not long afterwards, some doofus ate the banana.

Yes that was the artist who pocketed the money and then ate the banana! The world gets more looney by the day. 

[Redleg 41,428]

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

I assumed it was secret banana business 

Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

Cheap at double the price.

Would look good on the manor wall BBO.

[Kent 2,914]

13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Now that price makes it very appealing

You may mean a peeling???

[640MD 3,429]

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

640MD has been given a 3 day banana ban for lowering the thread standards. 

But, as with the AFL, 2 days have been suspended pending any further breach.

Thank you. 

I apologised  not for the indelicate remarks so much that the Joke is So,  so  old, that I thought most members would have heard it a dozen times before. but maybe they are at the age that they forget things.   I know I do !

 

Go Dees !!

[Neil Crompton 5,618]

4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Thank you. 

I apologised  not for the indelicate remarks so much that the Joke is So,  so  old, that I thought most members would have heard it a dozen times before. but maybe they are at the age that they forget things.   I know I do !

 

Go Dees !!

I'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss.

In fact i'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Cheap at double the price.

Would look good on the manor wall BBO.

Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

[picket fence 17,500]

Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

Edited December 20, 2019 by picket fence

[hemingway 7,631]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

Moving images BBO? 

[daisycutter 29,738]

3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Moving images BBO? 

he means pink banana images/artwork, ernie. the manor is full of them.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

39 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Moving images BBO? 

Well ... yes Ernie....  there can be emotional moments 

[Redleg 41,428]

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

It was the inspiration for the song "Space Trucking" which was originally called " Banana Trucking".

[Redleg 41,428]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well ... yes Ernie....  there can be emotional moments 

Just the thought of taping a banana to the wall gets me emotional.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

As this is the silly season, may I suggest this thread  be turned into a musical ?

It could debut at the newly refurbished Regent. 

[Whispering_Jack 30,641]

23 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

As this is the silly season, may I suggest this thread  be turned into a musical ?

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