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Could we count the NAB Cup as a Prelim to the main comp?

Compared to the last decade Redleg it is absolutely wonderful

 
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Compared to the last decade Redleg it is absolutely wonderful

Did we not win a Prelim game this year against those fabulous Tigers?

I noticed today that a couple of rocket scientists from the AFL world have been punching up in a lane.

Namely a Mr.GA Snr. and a Mr.RN

A credit to industry that pair.

 

Insert random banana comment to keep things moving ...


Just back from another session at the gym.

I'm certainly feeling a new man.

To be expected. What's his name?

Just back from another session at the gym.

I'm certainly feeling a new man.

no one's jealous as a result I hope !! :o:rolleyes:

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Just back from another session at the gym.

I'm certainly feeling a new man.

Variety is the spice of life.

 

Variety is the spice of life.

I thought bananas were the spice of life ... :blink:

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Am told by a Carlton mate that they are heavily into Shiel and Jaksch (however you spell it). Both are Blues fans. They seem to be mentioned when any player's name comes up.

They did pick up 4 players from other clubs last year and seem to have hit some form.

I can see Roos trading if possible, with some of our better picks.


Schoolboy smut. What a disgusting lot you are!

There you go again, talking about schoolboys. Poor Jesse doesn't know what's in store for him tomorrow.

given craigieburn is a suburb of greater romsey i expect you'll be at the game bbo?

expect an in-depth game report a'la saty complete with player interviews

Well you smartarses, now that I've discovered the game begins at 11.00 am - I may not be able to comment on Jesse's excellence. What is the logic behind the timing? Please .. I need to know this.

given craigieburn is a suburb of greater romsey i expect you'll be at the game bbo?

expect an in-depth game report a'la saty complete with player interviews

Didn't you know dc? BBO is the new Saty, with new and improved venom.

Well you smartarses, now that I've discovered the game begins at 11.00 am - I may not be able to comment on Jesse's excellence. What is the logic behind the timing? Please .. I need to know this.

It's a mere hop, step and a jump from Romsey to Craigieburn. There should be no excuses for missing Jesse Hogan's return and you'll have ample time to make it to the G for the first bounce at 3.20pm.

Not many people can say they watched the Casey Scorpions and the GWS Giants in the flesh on the same day. Now, here's your big chance.

If you go you can be our official correspondent because KC's a doubtful starter on account of the fact that he hasn't been able to start the Kingswood for the last few days and it's a long drive from Cranny to Craigy.

The only reason I can think is that the AFL and the Bulldogs want their reserves players to watch the games the seniors team's involved in later in the day so as to give the appearance that there's actually a crowd at their game. It makes for a better look on Foxtel.

Don't worry WJ, I'll pull my weight!

Good lord! All this talk of dc peeking into Roosy's kimono and BBO pulling his 'weight' makes a real man like me want to vomit! You guys need to get a room together.


Does your doctor know you are up well past your bedtime bitty? Or are you at the 24 hrs gym doing the big 2 mins on the treadmill?

Does your doctor know you are up well past your bedtime bitty? Or are you at the 24 hrs gym doing the big 2 mins on the treadmill?

He's blacked out early tonight.

 

yeah those 11am starts are killers

Shouldn't you be mixing up the metamucil?

I'm surprised your latest conquest hasn't got her teeth in the jar and the curlers in.

The eyes of the football world are well and truly on this thread - not just because Hogan is under discussion but because of the fact that the commentary here is all over the Essendon doping scandal.

The word is out that every day last week before the Federal Court sittings began, the various counsel in the case including Middleton J would log in to Demonland to see if they could get a better appreciation of the issues under discussion from this very thread.

According to his tipstaff, the good judge was spending more time in his briefs eating banana after banana and, during an adjournment in proceedings, placed a call to the management of the Gat about the availability of lodgings there.

You are shaping the future of the AFL if not the world.


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