The No T$ No B$ Thread

[old dee 23,792]

got a couple of functions to attend.

also have friends who work with swans,will sit with them.

spend the night hearing about how good they are at after match drinks.uuhhhggg.

maybe go to training tommorow,although it doesnt appeal to me.

also will be avoiding anybody called biff/bbo,im to old to smoke crack.

might call in at veterans hospital to see how ODs new hip is coming along.

last call melbourne zoo,have to catch up with froggy at the amphibian exhibition.

anzac day the actual reason for trip.

cows out to DRY atm. calves on the way,last chance week off.

Now jazza I have a bone to pick with you.

In a time when I am having trouble mustering any enthusiasm for the MFC or AFL at the top level

I take exception to that line.

There is nothing wrong with my hips.

If you had said a brain transplant then you would have been in order.

After all I have supported the MFC through the last fifty years of crap that must show something is not right in the head.

Even someone with half a brain would have noticed and under taken treatment some time back.

If I know who I am on Friday I will look forward to your visit and If I don't tell me I barrack For Hawthorn when you call in.

Edited April 23, 2014 by old dee

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

No visit to Melbourne is complete without a night at the Gat jazza.. it's a 'cultural' thing

You really should try to book a room, even if it's just for the hour.

You know the rootine well Grape. You have to take care with Biffen and his girls though - their clock tends to run rather quickly. Like some taximeters in Ho Chi Minh city.

[Return to Glory 8,443]

"I'm cooked."

How funny would that be Mo!

A touch of the political campaign of Mal Maninga.

[Biffen 12,943]

You know the rootine well Grape. You have to take care with Biffen and his girls though - their clock tends to run rather quickly. Like some taximeters in Ho Chi Minh city.

I thought you might use the rickshaw when in Vietnam.

Sure its 10kms to town from the airport but why rush.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

I thought you might use the rickshaw when in Vietnam.

Sure its 10kms to town from the airport but why rush.

Isn't that what alpacas are for?

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Isn't that what alpacas are for?

BBO has other uses for alpacas.

[Biffen 12,943]

BBO has other uses for alpacas.

None of them involving transportation.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

What a bunch of ignorant peasants you are. When in SE Asia the palanquin is the only way to travel. You have to give the bearers a good thrashing though. Lazy buggers.

[Biffen 12,943]

What a bunch of ignorant peasants you are. When in SE Asia the palanquin is the only way to travel. You have to give the bearers a good thrashing though. Lazy buggers.

Seems a little antiquated.

There are such things as tasers these days.

[Redleg 40,946]

Seems a little antiquated.

There are such things as tasers these days.

What about the removal of banana privileges?

[old dee 23,792]

What about the removal of banana privileges?

A fate worse than death Redleg.

[Whispering_Jack 30,208]

What about the removal of banana privileges?

I think we can squash that one immediately.

[old dee 23,792]

I think we can squash that one immediately.

Sharp today WJ

Razor blades for lunch?

[daisycutter 29,616]

I think we can squash that one immediately.

just love the way you peel off the repartee, jack

[Whispering_Jack 30,208]

Sharp today WJ

Razor blades for lunch?

Actually ate at Wongs

[old dee 23,792]

Actually ate at Wongs

I can thing of a lot of worse locations.

Do they have yum char at lunch time?

[Whispering_Jack 30,208]

I can thing of a lot of worse locations.

Do they have yum char at lunch time?

No, just the line and length standard menu.

I passed on the banana fritters.

[Redleg 40,946]

Actually ate at Wongs

You won't need any dinner tonight then.

[Redleg 40,946]

Off tomorrow night for a few weeks. Looking to invest in an overseas banana plantation.

Keep up the banter guys, love reading it.

[old dee 23,792]

Off tomorrow night for a few weeks. Looking to invest in an overseas banana plantation.

Keep up the banter guys, love reading it.

I am green with envy Redleg.

Every time I have a banana I will think of you sunning yourself in some lovely spot well away from the Melbourne winter and the MFC.

[censored]!

PS Pri.k is censored!

[Whispering_Jack 30,208]

Looking to invest in an overseas banana plantation.

Living proof that a fool and his money are soon parted.

[Redleg 40,946]

WJ raised an interesting issue with me last night while we were out dining with our SWMBO.

Why do we seem to be the club that is forced to wear alternative strips so often?

There are other clubs that seem to clash more but still wear their club jumper.

[daisycutter 29,616]

WJ raised an interesting issue with me last night while we were out dining with our SWMBO.

Why do we seem to be the club that is forced to wear alternative strips so often?

There are other clubs that seem to clash more but still wear their club jumper.

there is probably a tv exec at ch7 who prefers melbourne's away strip to our regular strip

i think the afl outsourced this stuff to ch7 a few years ago

[beelzebub 23,380]

WJ raised an interesting issue with me last night while we were out dining with our SWMBO.

Why do we seem to be the club that is forced to wear alternative strips so often?

There are other clubs that seem to clash more but still wear their club jumper.

because we let the barrstards ( AFL ) get away with it.

[Redleg 40,946]

because we let the barrstards ( AFL ) get away with it.

Perhaps we shouldn't.