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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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i also noted you had been there bbo

scratched on the wall beside biffo's scrawl was written " Here's to the nipple, without it breasts would be pointless"

a dead give-away

No you're wrong DC! Jazza is our resident expert on that particular part of the anatomy. After all he fondles 1800 teats per day. Even your herculean efforts with the blue rinsers wouldn't approach that.

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    I was given to understand there's no statute of limitations relevant to that TS situation

    Its forever a no go here

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    No you're wrong DC! Jazza is our resident expert on that particular part of the anatomy. After all he fondles 1800 teats per day. Even your herculean efforts with the blue rinsers wouldn't approach that.

    you can join oscar and tell it to da judge

    jazza has never been to the gat in his life

    your fascination and jealousy of jazza's good ministrations gives a lie to your protests and lascivious obsessions

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    So can anyone tell me what Oscars favourite scene is ,from his favourite film ,Galipolli.

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    So can anyone tell me what Oscars favourite scene is ,from his favourite film ,Galipolli.

    Hy sou wou Gallipoli, maar hy haat Breker Morant

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    "What are your legs"

    "Springs-Steel Springs"

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    No you're wrong DC! Jazza is our resident expert on that particular part of the anatomy. After all he fondles 1800 teats per day. Even your herculean efforts with the blue rinsers wouldn't approach that.

    whilst i do play with teats for a living,im no expert due to the boredom factor.

    people like biff however,who dream of teats and even google sites containing pictures of nipples,they tend to see a real one about every 2 years and generally suckle and fondle it for the time they have with it,these people are the experts.

    their memory takes it all in and plaster it into the memory bank forever.

    you will also find the teats i play with are all the same,but biff probably gets them in all sorts of sizes,shapes and colours.

    hell,he probably gets them in all sorts of areas of the body.

    and having no teeth{like od} he probably gets a reward when suckling on them without causing damage.

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    whilst i do play with teats for a living,im no expert due to the boredom factor.

    people like biff however,who dream of teats and even google sites containing pictures of nipples,they tend to see a real one about every 2 years and generally suckle and fondle it for the time they have with it,these people are the experts.

    their memory takes it all in and plaster it into the memory bank forever.

    you will also find the teats i play with are all the same,but biff probably gets them in all sorts of sizes,shapes and colours.

    hell,he probably gets them in all sorts of areas of the body.

    and having no teeth{like od} he probably gets a reward when suckling on them without causing damage.

    Excuse me

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    Excuse me

    well,when you were away last week,DC told us you had no teeth and were an 85 yo .

    none of us believed him,but i guess some mud sticks.

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    well,when you were away last week,DC told us you had no teeth and were an 85 yo .

    none of us believed him,but i guess some mud sticks.

    Well lets correct that now.

    I have 90% of my own teeth the other couple are the best Baht can buy and I am only 84!

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    I was given to understand there's no statute of limitations relevant to that TS situation

    Its forever a no go here

    Correct.

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    I was given to understand there's no statute of limitations relevant to that TS situation

    Its forever a no go here

    Not sure initials are allowed bb

    "That person" I think is the closest you can come.

    But I will abide by Mr. leg's decision.

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    Well I'm enjoying a wonderful night - "the lads" and myself . Just used my better halves (halfs?) credit card to order $300.00 worth of decent red. Am about to enjoy lasagne and salad - the lads mostly have salad and will sit down to watch series three of "The Samurai".

    One complaint! Could someone tell me who invented these multi pack DVD holders. I want to shove a boxed set up his/her ..... (place where the sun don't shine). What is the secret technique for actually releasing a disc? I am I the only buffoon who has this problem?

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    Well I'm enjoying a wonderful night - "the lads" and myself . Just used my better halves (halfs?) credit card to order $300.00 worth of decent red. Am about to enjoy lasagne and salad - the lads mostly have salad and will sit down to watch series three of "The Samurai".

    One complaint! Could someone tell me who invented these multi pack DVD holders. I want to shove a boxed set up his/her ..... (place where the sun don't shine). What is the secret technique for actually releasing a disc? I am I the only buffoon who has this problem?

    bbo, you are not only a buffoon and a computer illiterate but you are obviously not an english teacher

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    bbo, you are not only a buffoon and a computer illiterate but you are obviously not an english teacher

    DC he meant his better "calf". BBO is into selective breeding.

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    Well I'm enjoying a wonderful night - "the lads" and myself . Just used my better halves (halfs?) credit card to order $300.00 worth of decent red. Am about to enjoy lasagne and salad - the lads mostly have salad and will sit down to watch series three of "The Samurai".

    One complaint! Could someone tell me who invented these multi pack DVD holders. I want to shove a boxed set up his/her ..... (place where the sun don't shine). What is the secret technique for actually releasing a disc? I am I the only buffoon who has this problem?

    you push the middle area holding the disc...it ought to release easily. Unless you're simply challenged that is ...lol

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    Have a happy easter everyone. I am about to tuck into another banana flavoured easter egg.

    Be careful with the lads BBO, don't let them over eat.

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    Correct.

    I think you've both committed a breach by alluding to the unmentionable and should be banned.

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    I think you've both committed a breach by alluding to the unmentionable and should be banned.

    Incorrect. The alluding was to there being no Statute of Limitations, to alluding to the unmentionable.

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    Incorrect. The alluding was to there being no Statute of Limitations, to alluding to the unmentionable.

    Sorry Redleg but you of all people should recognise that you are conflicted and have no right to be judge and jury on this issue.

    You responded to a reference of Bub's which identified the offending party by his initials and you are therefore both guilty as charged.

    Forty lashes each by stockwhip at Romsey at midnight on Saturday.

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    I'll be the flagellator The lads will be a very noisy and excited audience.

    did you not notice the time of punishment

    you'll be asleep or under the table at that time

    the lads can take a rest from fox harrassment though

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