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I just want to know when good old number 10 is playing for us again.

He such an undervalued player.

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I just want to know when good old number 10 is playing for us again.

He such an undervalued player.

Big Carl has retired hasn't he?

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You guys still writing on this thread?

What was it about again?

We certainly are. Only thread on Demonland where people don't attack each other and have a bit of fun, as well some very rare football discussion.

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I just want to know when good old number 10 is playing for us again.

He such an undervalued player.

As soon as the jumper is passed over to a footballer.

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Why have you guys starting to discuss matters football.

You're neglecting the banana industry and it's not fair.

I heard Demetriou has been offered the head banana gig at the Banana Board.

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As soon as the jumper is passed over to a footballer.

He is our donation to Essendon so they have enough players to make up a team for the later part of 2014 and 5

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I heard Demetriou has been offered the head banana gig at the Banana Board.

I heard he rejected it because he is tired of dealing with things that are not straight up.

Posted

He is our donation to Essendon so they have enough players to make up a team for the later part of 2014 and 5

That is a very unselfish gesture.

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so many lines.......so many lines ..... :rolleyes:

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I heard he rejected it because he is tired of dealing with things that are not straight up.

No he has said he is ripe for the job and he only needs to peel himself away from the AFL. He is such a smoothie.

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so many lines.......so many lines ..... :rolleyes:

And here they come, starting with the previous post.

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No he has said he is ripe for the job and he only needs to peel himself away from the AFL. He is such a smoothie.

No he has said he is ripe for the job and he only needs to peel himself away from the AFL. He is such a smoothie.

Very good Mr Leg I bow to your superior skill.

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That is a very unselfish gesture.

magnanimous I believe is the only appropriate word to describe this gesture by the MFC.

It shows our desire to keep the game alive in the Northern suburbs.

Posted

Why have you guys starting to discuss matters football.

You're neglecting the banana industry and it's not fair.

I have no time for bananas as it the wife birthday soon and i have no idea what to get her.

The wife did say she was NOT a MFC supporter but she still wanted to go to Melbourne with me on my football week end. So I was think the perfect gift would be a MFC membership. What do you guys think?

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I have no time for bananas as it the wife birthday soon and i have no idea what to get her.

The wife did say she was NOT a MFC supporter but she still wanted to go to Melbourne with me on my football week end. So I was think the perfect gift would be a MFC membership. What do you guys think?

What woman could resist it? Eat oysters or bring viagra.

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ex being the critical word.

How come the good ones left and we ended with crap?

We had first pick? :blink::blink::blink:

Todd Viney is an ex MFC captain, as well as an ex Hawthorn (and ex Adelaide) coach. The exception to prove the rule, perhaps ... :)

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Small as in Sherman v T34 !! Lol

Or perhaps small as in only a one-tonne ute ... :blink:

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I have no time for bananas as it the wife birthday soon and i have no idea what to get her.

The wife did say she was NOT a MFC supporter but she still wanted to go to Melbourne with me on my football week end. So I was think the perfect gift would be a MFC membership. What do you guys think?

I think you are a very brave man, DF ... :blink:

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I heard Demetriou has been offered the head banana gig at the Banana Board.

He'd probably lose the Big Banana, expand banana coverage to Victoria and Tasmania, sell the TV rights for a bazillion, sweep all the over-ripe bananas under the carpet, insist that there was no tanking of bananas but penalise people for doing it anyway, and go to his grave believing that no bent bananas were being paid whilst suspended ... :blink:

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