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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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She hang around the Gat as well?

Not for long.

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    She hang around the Gat as well?

    be more accurate to say the gat hangs around her, if you get my meaning redleg

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    be more accurate to say the gat hangs around her, if you get my meaning redleg

    So they don't need a bicycle at the Gat.

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    I hope you all buy fair trade bananas.

    cant help but feel im always ripped off at Woolies !! :huh: not that fair !! :unsure::rolleyes:

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    Did you know there is a World Banana Forum?

    As there should be.

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    Did you know there is a World Banana Forum?

    http://www.fao.org/wbf/en/

    World banana production rose from 48 million tonnes to 106 million tonnes between 1990 and 2011.

    I hope you all buy fair trade bananas.

    It is difficult to buy non Australian bananas in Australia.

    It is the last great trade Protection for Aussie farmers.

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    i miss the like button :(

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    Sounds like you've just met Moonshadow RL!

    No. If I met your sister Bitty I'd keep my mouth shut and run like hell. Biff may not run, but others would.

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    See how the conversation deteriorates when we don't discuss bananas.

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    I am currently working on developing a banana based tinea cream.

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    No. If I met your sister Bitty I'd keep my mouth shut and run like hell. Biff may not run, but others would.

    no need to be heterophobic about it moon. people might talk :o

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    no need to be heterophobic about it moon. people might talk :o

    That's what got us into this topic, some moron talking to me for 15 minutes about crap.

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    no need to be heterophobic about it moon. people might talk :o

    Sympathetically put DC, it is apparent that Moon is having a crisis regarding his er .... well .... s.....l identity. Do I detect a coming out party is on the cards?

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    That's what got us into this topic, some moron talking to me for 15 minutes about crap.

    No surprises there RL some of us have made an artform out of talking crap. If you removed crap, half ( and I'm being generous) of Demonland would disappear into the ether.

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    No surprises there RL some of us have made an artform out of talking crap. If you removed crap, half ( and I'm being generous) of Demonland would disappear into the ether.

    And your post count would drop to 0.

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    Sympathetically put DC, it is apparent that Moon is having a crisis regarding his er .... well .... s.....l identity. Do I detect a coming out party is on the cards?

    Sorry to disappoint Bitty. I know how much you like a flamboyant party, but you'll just have to make do on your own, which I'm guessing you're an expert at.

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    youre just a grumpy ol geezer Old..... just like me and the rest of us !! lol

    LIke! Although I think the proportion of grumpy old geezers is a lot higher amongst Demons fans than the general population ... :)

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    I know I am less tolerant now Bb ( read as grumpy )

    I am sure that as we age we have an increasing intolerance to things we have been fighting sometimes all our lives.

    Surely one is increasingly tolerant of grandchildren? :blink: But I think you are right, as usual, OD.

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    Surely one is increasingly tolerant of grandchildren? :blink: But I think you are right, as usual, OD.

    I am struggling to find something to be intolerant about grandchildren.

    They are our future R&B

    Now I have just got to work out how to make mine dees fans.

    Just had a radical thought

    We could start winning lots of games!

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    No surprises there RL some of us have made an artform out of talking crap. If you removed crap, half ( and I'm being generous) of Demonland would disappear into the ether.

    Then our thread would be safe and continue to flourish with all of the brilliant info and dialogue it contains.

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    Then our thread would be safe and continue to flourish with all of the brilliant info and dialogue it contains.

    My "Like" button has just been pushed

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    Spot on bb

    I am surprised so many have worked out breathing and continue to hold on to the skill.

    An ex boss ( actually liked him ) told me " I was only born with so many heart beats and I am not wasting any of them on him"

    Seems a reasonable philosophy to me.

    My favourite exboss saying was " he don't need turkey, he need stuffing " !

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    Looks like the Essendrug saga is about to get more oxygen.

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    Looks like the Essendrug saga is about to get more oxygen.

    and fans.......of the type that exacerbate fire !!! LOL

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