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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Do I hear an opening for banana shampoo?

you ought to know better by now Red

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    you ought to know better by now Red

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    Yowzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    BB have you got a problem with banana products LOL

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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    Chris Heffernan one of the biggest duds ever picked up In a trade by the dees is now football director at the essendrug club and may soon appoint the great and useless dean bailey as interim coach !!!!!!!!

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    BB have you got a problem with banana products LOL

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    how exactly does Banana and Problem exist in same universe ?

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    how exactly does Banana and Problem exist in same universe ?

    1. banana problem 17 up, 5 down
    1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

    2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

    From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

    Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.
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    It's a mad, mad, mad world gone bananas when I read news stories suggesting that Neil Craig is about to be appointed coach of Brisbane and Dean Bailey a strong possibility for the gig at Essendon (lips please don't unpurse). It wouldn't surprise me if Mark Neeld bobbed up somewhere too (Carlton as assistant to Mick).

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    It's a mad, mad, mad world gone bananas when I read news stories suggesting that Neil Craig is about to be appointed coach of Brisbane and Dean Bailey a strong possibility for the gig at Essendon (lips please don't unpurse). It wouldn't surprise me if Mark Neeld bobbed up somewhere too (Carlton as assistant to Mick).

    No send MN to WCE

    Now that would be funny as may be their drug out players could understand his game plan

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    It's a mad, mad, mad world gone bananas when I read news stories suggestinlg that Neil Craig is about to be appointed coach of Brisbane and Dean Bailey a strong possibility for the gig at Essendon (lips please don't unpurse). It wouldn't surprise me if Mark Neeld bobbed up somewhere too (Carlton as assistant to Mick).

    I actually heard a rumour of just that...Neeld to go back with Mickey....It is a mad mad mad mad world .

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    I actually heard a rumour of just that...Neeld to go back with Mickey....It is a mad mad mad mad world .

    MN has been reported as considering Blues and Saints offers.

    NC tipped for Lions with succession to Leppitch.

    Bailey reported as chance for Bombers and would then probably revert to an assistant. Maybe family want to come back to Victoria.

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    MN has been reported as considering Blues and Saints offers.

    NC tipped for Lions with succession to Leppitch.

    Bailey reported as chance for Bombers and would then probably revert to an assistant. Maybe family want to come back to Victoria.

    Could be a longer gig at Windy Hill than some think ...

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    MN has been reported as considering Blues and Saints offers.

    NC tipped for Lions with succession to Leppitch.

    Bailey reported as chance for Bombers and would then probably revert to an assistant. Maybe family want to come back to Victoria.

    My understanding is they never left.

    i.e. up to the start of 2013!

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    Congrats

    This thread has just had over 150,000 views

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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    Congrats

    This thread has just had over 150,000 views

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    150000 happy moments.

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    I am loathe to say this but Serengeti Miss racing at Mornington saturday 1.45. Have a small bet each way.

    Not such a happy moment for the punters who took your advice and are still waiting for Serengeti Miss to arrive at the finish line.

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    Not such a happy moment for the punters who took your advice and are still waiting for Serengeti Miss to arrive at the finish line.

    She is long gone, as is that small unhappy moment.

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    OMG I went to the shop last night and could only buy the smallest bananas I ever seen!

    What going on in the world so that can happen?

    Curse you Coles! As a WA Company it your responsibility to look after us first!

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    OMG I went to the shop last night and could only buy the smallest bananas I ever seen!

    What going on in the world so that can happen?

    Curse you Coles! As a WA Company it your responsibility to look after us first!

    Good luck with that TBF

    And remember absence will make the heart grow fonder.

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    Well I have to say it feels good looking forward to watching two games this weekend and not really caring who wins.

    I will just enjoy the games for their own sake.

    Complete calm and enjoyment.

    Would I swap this for the gut wrenching feelings when your own team is involved?

    In a heart beat to see the Dees in a PF.

    I hope I have enouigh of them left to see it happen again.

    But what the hell.

    Go Hawks!

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    I'd like Geelong and Sydney to win.

    But I think Hawthorn and Freo will.

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    I'd like Geelong and Sydney to win.

    But I think Hawthorn and Freo will.

    Should be great games.

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    Personally I am going to watch the mighty Blue and Red's smash the soon to be WCE Reserve team

    I can hear us singing Its a Grand Old Flag now!

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    Personally I am going to watch the mighty Blue and Red's smash the soon to be WCE Reserve team

    I can hear us singing Its a Grand Old Flag now!

    Enjoy.

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    MN has been reported as considering Blues and Saints offers.

    NC tipped for Lions with succession to Leppitch.

    Bailey reported as chance for Bombers and would then probably revert to an assistant. Maybe family want to come back to Victoria.

    Yes, heard Neeld services could be required at Saints.

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    Its a grand old flag Milawa version was not only sung for the senior victory reported previously

    But I was informed last night that the Milawa football and netball teams won every grand final at every level in the league last week. The 4 netball teams included teams that had not lost a game for the season and the under 17,s was the only flag they didnt win as they have a combined whourouly milawa side

    perhaps we need to send some of the melbourne boys up to learn a little bit about the path to success.

    Its a a grand old flag and a grand old club

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