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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Hope ya had a pleasant day yesterday DC . Tried to Pm you but you dont take messages...lol..

 

Are we talking IQ here or what?

LOL

 

Are we talking IQ here or what?

in isolation or can they accumulate a running total over a week ??

in isolation or can they accumulate a running total over a week ??

There is a few that would need to partner up to even get that high in a week.


Hope ya had a pleasant day yesterday DC . Tried to Pm you but you dont take messages...lol..

Ta

I do take msgs, maybe my msg q is full? will check

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Ta

Happy birthday DC, I wish you a great draft and trade period and no injuries for the team next year.

Thought I would wish you something that you would want.

 

Happy birthday DC, I wish you a great draft and trade period and no injuries for the team next year.

Thought I would wish you something that you would want.

Thanks redleg.........you got it

Happy birthday DC, I wish you a great draft and trade period and no injuries for the team next year.

Thought I would wish you something that you would want.

My birthday is nine months away but can I have the same wish?

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My birthday is nine months away but can I have the same wish?

You can and I will add, that you can go to the football expecting to see a good game every time we play and further, that we win a lot more games.

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Oh no, it's on the no no list of Nutritionists.

"Banana bread

If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake."

Oh no, it's on the no no list of Nutritionists.

"Banana bread

If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake."

its a conspiracy redleg.....and i blame jack watts (or whoever we trade him for :lol: )

and its not like we eat the whole bloody loaf !! :rolleyes:


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its a conspiracy redleg.....and i blame jack watts (or whoever we trade him for :lol: )

Wash your mouth out with banana soap.

banana soap ??? hmmm

should we be surprised that it actually exists ??? lol

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banana soap ??? hmmm

should we be surprised that it actually exists ??? lol

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You smell so nice after using it.

You smell so nice after using it.

:unsure::huh:

You can and I will add, that you can go to the football expecting to see a good game every time we play and further, that we win a lot more games.

Please no one wake me up!


You smell so nice after using it.

I am too scared to ask how you know this?

Please no one wake me up!

Sorry OD its no longer 1964 so it time to get dressed and cut your hair and go to work.

Sorry OD its no longer 1964 so it time to get dressed and cut your hair and go to work.

Ha cut my hair!

Which ones TBF?

 

Ha cut my hair!

Which ones TBF?

LOL

I was trying a joke about the long hair hippies of the 60's but it sounds like the cutting has happened years ago.

Well today its all about shaving the head.

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LOL

I was trying a joke about the long hair hippies of the 60's but it sounds like the cutting has happened years ago.

Well today its all about shaving the head.

Do I hear an opening for banana shampoo?


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