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  On 16/09/2013 at 23:25, mauriesy said:

For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

Think Seinfeld

Then you will understand

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  On 16/09/2013 at 23:25, mauriesy said:

For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

It is everything that the other threads aren't.

It also allows for discussion of any topic except one, all in the same thread.

It is Nirvana and Utopia rolled into one.

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  On 16/09/2013 at 23:29, Redleg said:

It is everything that the other threads aren't.

It also allows for discussion of any topic except one, all in the same thread.

It is Nirvana and Utopia rolled into one.

LOL that too

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  On 17/09/2013 at 00:48, mauriesy said:

I was just trying to see if someone could. ^_^

Its a bit like defining a Black Hole I reckon. it where there is an absence of much of everything else that as those things are deservedly in other threads.

we know this thread exists because it not what the others are.

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

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  On 16/09/2013 at 23:25, mauriesy said:

For any newcomers to Demonland, could someone summarise this thread?

What is the sound of one thread clapping? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand? :blink:

Not to in too much Yoda-speak indulge, no :)


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  On 16/09/2013 at 23:29, Redleg said:

It is everything that the other threads aren't.

It also allows for discussion of any topic except one, all in the same thread.

It is Nirvana and Utopia rolled into one.

No, we're not allowed to discuss Nirvana or Kurt Cobain on this thread. It's disrespectful.

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  On 17/09/2013 at 03:12, Whispering_Jack said:

No, we're not allowed to discuss Nirvana or Kurt Cobain on this thread. It's disrespectful.

Fantastic NEWS.

I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

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  On 17/09/2013 at 04:51, TheBigFrog said:

Fantastic NEWS.

I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

You are walking along a thin line, TBF ... :)

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  On 17/09/2013 at 00:54, Belzebubsy said:

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

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  On 17/09/2013 at 07:52, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's a place where Kiwis have multiple sex partners.

I hesitate to ask whether you live on an alpaca station then ... :blink:

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  On 17/09/2013 at 07:48, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

its where Baaaaaaaaaad things happen !!! lol

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  On 17/09/2013 at 09:46, Belzebubsy said:

its where Baaaaaaaaaad things happen !!! lol

Lol! Especially in BBO's version of things ... :blink:

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  On 17/09/2013 at 04:51, TheBigFrog said:

Fantastic NEWS.

I can now say bad things against Bananas here, right?

ummm.......that would be a NO !!! Computer says NO !!!

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  On 17/09/2013 at 07:38, Red and Bluebeard said:

You are walking along a thin line, TBF ... :)

LOL very thin indeed.


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  On 17/09/2013 at 10:17, Belzebubsy said:

ummm.......that would be a NO !!! Computer says NO !!!

Worth a try!

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  On 17/09/2013 at 07:48, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, BB59sy, what is a sheep station? :blink:

I am banning myself from telling sheep jokes, because of the youngsters on the site.

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  On 17/09/2013 at 12:37, Redleg said:

I am banning myself from telling sheep jokes, because of the youngsters on the site.

Go for it !

Most Posters are over 12 on this site

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  On 17/09/2013 at 22:50, daisycutter said:

physical or mental age?

Good Question

Yet to be determined

Congrats on your Birthday (Yesterday)

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  On 17/09/2013 at 19:00, TheBigFrog said:

Go for it !

Most Posters are over 12 on this site

youd be surprised how many probably arent !! :unsure::rolleyes:^_^

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